I wish I had a laptop so I could play this on a loop at the next part I go to.
i was shouting "oh NO" progressively louder and louder as i watched this in the hopper
I just watched a man in a rubber spiderman suit get an erection.
I repeat - I just watched a man in a rubber spiderman suit get an erection.
Look how pleased he is with himself (and as well he should).
So you see it's not really an erection, his crotch is just really proud and is congratulating him the only way it knows how.
imagine if a kid who loved spiderman searched on youtube and found this.
|James Woods |
So, I'm correct in thinking this guy filmed himself rubbing himself up in this spidey costume so he could fap to it, right? Leave my inner child alone you monster!
|Man Who Fights Like Woman |
imagine if this was what Spiderman did instead of fighting crime.
Better than Spiderman 3 for sure.
I wish I'd saved my stars for you, sir.
The zipper on the crotch actually brings up a pretty good question. How does Spider-Man, who for all I know does not have a zipper on his crotch, go to the bathroom? Whole suit comes off?
His outfit has pants and a shirt. Have you never seen him lift up his shirt to reveal the mighty Spiderbelt and its Spider-Light?
But the top and the bottom always flow into each other seamlessly.
Sometimes difficult questions need to be asked.
If Spiderman rubs himself in the woods and no one is around to watch him get an erection, does it make a sound?
Five for this man's ability to avoid touching his no-no place when he knows he wants to more than anything.
Okay, so people have weird fetishes, I really don't see why this is so WHOA BLACK GLOVES.
be sure to check out the related video: Rubber Black Spiderman costume, with added crotch rubbing
I... I really can't watch this. Even listening it in the background is too much.
I just discovered my sexual fetish.
I hate everything.
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