rustedmutt - 2010-03-06 This is how cats see *us*... if we were mini-alien sized, we'd be dinner.
fluffy - 2010-03-07 I'm pretty sure that if we were mini-alien sized, the cats would be the ferocious monsters in the zoo and not our pets.
rustedmutt - 2010-03-07 Some cats are big. Some are not.
But they'll ALL measure you up for the chopping block while you sleep, then forget they did so when you open that can of stanky tuna every morning.
We can't contain them.
We can only appease them.
Iron Xides - 2010-03-07 the frequency of animal cruelty resulting in fatalities belies your call for appeasement
memedumpster - 2010-03-06 I approve of this heartwarming tale.
PeeWeeBub - 2010-03-06 All my felines ever do is eat the Christmas tinsel and then leave poop- encrusted strips of shiny red and green plastic on my Persian rug.
I hate my cats, but I love this cat. One poop-encrusted alien cadaver, comin' up!
astropod five - 2010-03-07 You shouldn't put up tinsel if you have cats, they can die from eating that stuff.