|THA SUGAH RAIN |
In before: I have something she can ride, etc
|Scrotum H. Vainglorious |
Holy fuck, the one that started it all with the kid is up to 55 million views.
Just read an article about how the dad that filmed that one is making so much money off of merchandise and shit that he was able to quit his full-time job.
Yeah, this is pretty much what I was like when I got my wisdom teeth removed. I don't even remember leaving the dentist or the ride home which, supposedly, I was fully conscious during.
I remember the cute nurse hooking me up to some shit and asking me some simple question like what I did for a job and then after about 2 minutes I started rambling about how cool pillows were and then went into la-la land.
|dr tits |
"...to the land of blueberries. and we'll eat onions all day. and mushrooms.... (seamless transition into jay-z interlude) ....it's quite peculiar"
after i got my wisdom teeth out i went immediately to home depot with my mother to go lamp shopping.... what i wouldn't give to have been in a drug-induced, semi-conscious state that i wouldn't remember hours later.
but i wasn't.
it was bland and uneventful.
just as lamp shopping with mom would be expected to be.
I wanted to go shopping for CDs, but I was drooling blood and freaking my mom out.
Didn't expect her to start preaching.
You take him high
you take him low
you take JC wherever you go.
|unknown rebel |
Obviously this is something to do with Obama encouraging the degeneration of drug addled youth.
The Land of AIDS does not sound as pleasant as the Land of Blueberries, as far as names are concerned.
Ahh, the great equalizer... The only thing I did was dance for a couple seconds. It was far less exciting.
Also, I heard "Land of AIDS", too.
My wisdom teeth experience was boring. I had to have it done in hospital because I'm diabetic, there is assorted health concerns so they just gave me general anaesthetic. That was the only terrible part. I've had general anaesthetic a few times and it blows, the headache after waking up and the hazy fog was far worse then whatever the operations were.
I never had any pain and I could almost eat solid foods the same day, healed up clean with no problems. I missed out on the unicorns. =(
|Timothy A. Bear |
I remember telling a Nurse that I loved her. Then my girlfriend drove me to Walgreens for a prescription and I drooled all over the blood pressure machine.
|Rev. Blackson Pollock |
I just got a local when I got my wisdom teeth pulled. Kinda odd to watch a little phillipino man pry at your jaw with what resembled a flathead screw driver and be completely lucid about it
|The Mothership |
I have all my wisdom teeth, they came in fine. This is still amusing.
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