|Millard - 2010-04-08 |
This is probably a cop's funeral or something.
We can only hope.
Nope. It's just a standard Norwegian parade.
Typically they start in the morning with the fjordwatch, then they climb the rockside to get to the main street through the town. They paint faces red and wave great flags of Norway while they pass around legends of Trolls and Frost Giants across the hillside. Once the last legend is told, they grab the largest Herring, and whilst it is cooking, parade the local brass band through the town followed by their closest lookalikes to Ozzy Osbourne - the Norwegians are crazy about Ozzy.
After the parade they enjoy the herring in great Smorbrods and then partake of more stories about the hillside and the Frost Giants. Once they are full and nourished, they congregate in the evening at the Lutheran church where they then pass stories of Lutefisk's long ago.
This usually happens every Tuesday - except in the Winter, when they save their Norwegian bodies for the weekends where they all go to Holmenkoeller to jump off of things.
Like how to be a petrostate. I think we already had that phase in our history. It ran out.
Norway's a petro-state?
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