fourthguy 
ಠ__ಠ
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F3AR
those shorts, that belt
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twinkieafternoon
Part 86: Wherein the protagonist finally summons the courage to pull the trigger. A tear stained letter, unreadable after being pinned underneath his fallen head and the blood-soaked patio table, details his reasons why for an audience that does not exist.
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Riskbreaker
So, here comes the question: is this guy for real?
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lucienpsinger
Fuck me, that's a terrifying preload.
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kwash Also the fact that the play button barely obscure a very unnerving pinkish mass doesn't help.
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urbanelf
His songs have formal structure now.
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phalsebob
……………………………………..________
………………………………,.-‘”……………….“~.,
………………………..,.-”……………………………..“-.,
…………………….,/………………………………………..”:,
…………………,?………………………………………………\,
………………./…………………………………………………..,}
……………../………………………………………………,:`^`..}
……………/……………………………………………,:”………/
…………..?…..__…………………………………..:`………../
…………./__.(…..“~-,_…………………………,:`………./
………../(_….”~,_……..“~,_………………..,:`…….._/
……….{.._$;_……”=,_…….“-,_…….,.-~-,},.~”;/….}
………..((…..*~_…….”=-._……“;,,./`…./”…………../
…,,,___.\`~,……“~.,………………..`…..}…………../
…………(….`=-,,…….`……………………(……;_,,-”
…………/.`~,……`-………………………….\……/\
………….\`~.*-,……………………………….|,./…..\,__
,,_……….}.>-._\……………………………..|…………..`=~-,
…..`=~-,_\_……`\,……………………………\
……………….`=~-,,.\,………………………….\
…………………………..`:,,………………………`\…………..__
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And by that I mean I'd like to see Songer in one of those TNG re-edits.
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phalsebob I only use ascii art in disdain, or to offend easily trolled posters, as Nature intended.
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wtf japan
Maybe I'm seeing things, but it sort of looks like Mr. Songer tried to give himself some Clinique abs.
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SteamPoweredKleenex
This is why I think a lot of labels like "comedian" and "entertainer" can't be self-applied.
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Scrotum H. Vainglorious
NSFW!
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Hooker
A madman has come undone.
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Camonk
I can't... I can't do this right now. Jesus, Songer. Fucking shit. What did I ever do to you, you fucker.
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Jet Bin Fever
I improv'd songs like this on an old tape recorder when I was five.
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Wander
I watch all of these wondering where the fuck does he DO these things? Does he have neighbors who hear him? Does he live in a mysterious forest retreat? Maybe he is stranded on an island and this is his only way of sending out an sos?
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lucienpsinger I can only hope he has next-door neighbors. Sometimes they pry open the blinds just enough to stare at the dancing fat man clomping around on his deck. Every once in a while he lifts up his shirt for the camera, and they exchange a look of horror.
Their marriage has withered and is loveless. Disgust at Songer is all that holds them together.
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chairsforcheap
oh... it's a thong
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studiomorphic
he seems to be trimming down.
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Siebenstein
NAH NAH NAH; NAH NAH NAH; NA NA NAH!!!
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al k duh
kill it with fire!
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lucienpsinger
He's consciously aping "Earache My Eye," right? I'm not imagining that?
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Xero
What hath we raught?
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