"....I'm going to die out here because of these goddamn jeans."
When I was a kid, I got a Bugle Boy shirt as a present from my aunt, who lives in the States.
Nobody had ever heard of Bugle Boy in Europe and the name sounds stupid, so everybody just laughed at the shirt.
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|THA SUGAH RAIN |
I dont understand what could possibly go wrong with a company based on jorts and jeans with elastic cuffs.
|Adham Nu'man |
And the 90s came riding in behind them, misguided angst ablaze.
wow i thought she stopped to have desert sex with him
|Rodents of Unusual Size |
One of the first moments on a long string of awkward and confusing moments for a young ROUS discovering he preferred stranded desert hoboes to supermodels in expensive cars.
|Caminante Nocturno |
Casper Van Dien's understudy can't get a ride to the desert set of Starship Troopers.
|poetry publishing guide |
This is one of those cultural artifacts that is simultaneously so lame, stupid, and fucked-up that trying to imagine how one would explain this commercial to an alien who's trying to understand human beings just seems like... too daunting a task...for me, anyhow.
poetry publishing guide
Well, you see, they're trying to sell clothing, and um,...oh jezus, just never mind. Here, let's watch this video footage of a young man with a condition called "autism". What? What is that pendant around his neck for? Oh, um... you know what, let's just watch this video footage featuring these males who are frustrated by their lack of success at finding a mate. Okayhereinthisvideo the pale one's name is Bill, ...
|Lord Peter Wimsley |
This is how courting happened in the 80s.
Even at 11 years old, I thought it was odd that their selling point was "random women will stop and ask you what kind of pants you're wearing, but won't bother to give a you a ride or anything."
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