This was inevitable and I will play the hell out of it.
Yes I know it says "newgrounds" but it is worth following the link and is extremely relevant to this post.
This game is everything I hoped for. Bill from Contra beats the piss out of everything.
dang guys why not just put the ship from r-type in there
|Jet Bin Fever |
Unless you get knocked way the fuck back every time you get touched by a bat or something this game is a lie.
Also Peach needs to shoot you in the back of the head.
Next one better be Yo Noid!
"Thank you, Ryu! Your quest is over. We pre-"
"Um, we present you a new quest. Press button B to-"
"Just a girl. Get out of here!"
"....but you collapsed the lava bridge. We CAN'T get out."
(fade to black on Ryu's shocked expression)
Kinda want to dock a star because he didn't use the way cooler music from Ninja Gaiden 2, but whatever.
Oh, but the fact that the screen also moves to the LEFT isn't a problem?!
Gonna play the hell out of this when I get home tonight.
|Rape Van Winkle |
HOLY FUCK WHEN DOES THIS COME OUT?
I actually want to play this.
|Mike Tyson?! |
Try beating this game with Link, I fucking dare you.
Awesome. Now he just needs to add Bionic Lester.
Oh wow he put two shitty 900 year old games together to make a slightly less shitty 900 year old game.
Man things from when I was younger are automatically awesome even though Miyamato is an overrated hack who couldn't design a decent level or game if his life depended on it, which sadly he doesn't or he'd be dead and I'd never have to see another f'ing Zelda game.
Why did I 5-star this again? And 5'd it when I was sober so I have no excuse. Oh well.
Back when I was little and had an NES and a black and white TV, I had to go to my cousin's house to play games like Ninja Gaiden. I would play SMB and adjust the brightness and contrast to make Mario look like a ninja.
the daydream tag makes me believe you can read my mind.
The game has a few weird nuances to it that hinder play a bit. Mario moves WAY too fast, and Mega Man controls like he's underwater the whole time. Also, you can't win with Link, as mentioned earlier. It's impossible.
That said, it's sick fun. And Bill from Contra rapes everything.
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