endlesschris      I never could catch Jesus. I had 10 of the 11 elemental apostles though.
|
|
SDAusmus      I...I...what?
|
|
nemeses9      They look just like I'd imagine uber-Christian Pokemon fans would.
|
raeshaldis      So... is it a joke or for real? Anybody know?
|
|
Hooper_X      Between seeing this video and randomly finding a flickr belonging to a furry who obsessively photographs everything he eats, today has really felt like an old-school POE-Red kind of day.
This should be one of the top rated videos on POETV.
(also: holy shit the dance at 1:30)
|
socialist_hentai      Reminds me of a teacher a friend of mine had as a kid, who would obsessively rip apart any pokemon/transformers/captain planet/barbie/my little pony stickers and promotional paraphernalia she would find in her pupils' possession because they were actually SATAN in disguise!
|
Chalkdust      Jesus Christ!
|
|
Camonk      Total waste of time. Asians don't have souls.
|
|
|
Camonk I guess that makes Phillipinos and Koreans the dumbest ones, cause the rest know they don't have souls and so don't waste their time.
Guess that's why Korea's been invaded 20 times in the last 200 years. Or, wait, do I have those numbers backwards?
|
|
manfred No, the number is 100 million max.
|
dek863      I would suspect that this is real. The uper-religious have no bounds on how untalented they are in Jesus art.
|
Billie_Joe_Buttfuck you cant fucking prove thats parody
|
La Loco      2:07 taught me that we must snap necks for Jesus' blessing.
|
memedumpster      Look what Jesus does to people. Jesus is the anti-Fonze.
|
RocketBlender      5 stars for being exactly what I thought it would be from the title and description.
5 invisistars for semi-application of Poe's law. You can't parody this shit.
|
Xenocide      And to think, all this time, finding Jesus was as easy as walking back and forth in tall grass.
|
|
pastorofmuppets I think the message here is that it takes real master balls to run with Jesus.
|
Pigeon      Jesus sucks against electric type
|
|
|
oswaldtheluckyrabbit      It's super effective!
|
chumbucket      Opens up possible undead powers upon evolution
|
Rudy      POKEGOD! GOTTA CATECHISM THEM ALL!
|
|
ItsAboutTime      Yeah sure they can do this shit in the studio with their autotune shit, but they probably suck live!
|
Caminante Nocturno      Why do they sound like they're constantly afraid someone's going to scold them.
Oh, that's right.
|
Bort      IT'S PRESTERJOHN!
|
Rape Van Winkle      This might be the one that pushes me over the edge to suicide.
|
| Register or login To Post a Comment |