Jet Bin Fever 
Pertussis SUCKS.
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Hooper_X
LIES. This is actually Lucas trying to create MORE autistic children to become obsessed with Star Wars.
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Camonk
R2D2's squeals of sadistic pleasure at all the horrible things that can happen to children are just disgusting. That little psychopath.
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Hailey2006
I'm just happy they disproved that stupid doctor and took away his permit!
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Scynne
"Hooping Cough"
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Hooper_X Symptoms include unhealthy fixation with toy robots, honking, donking.
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HarrietTubmanPI
I trust robots and androids when it comes to medicine.
However, if this was some sort of public service announcement about sexual congress then I'd trust Jenny McCarthy.
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Camonk Her chosen partner for said congress is Jim Carey, so you know, grain of salt there, too.
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Rum Revenge
He's a robot, AND has a British accent! Opposing arguments are invalid.
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Billy the Poet
Wait, what am I supposed to do? Who am I supposed to call?
GOD DAMMIT MCCARTHY, YOU WIN AGAIN!
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duck&cover
You should always trust a real flesh and blood person more than someone made largely of silicon. Oh, wait…
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Syd Midnight
R2D2 didn't use antivirus software because he heard it can slow your system.
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happy_ending
All you need is a little wee wiring.
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happy_ending
A few days after that, I open up the mail and there's a pamphlet in there, from PUEBLO, COLORADO. And it's addressed to BILL JR. And it's entitled, "Do you KNOW what the QUEERS are doing to our SOIL?!"
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