|Jet Bin Fever |
LIES. This is actually Lucas trying to create MORE autistic children to become obsessed with Star Wars.
R2D2's squeals of sadistic pleasure at all the horrible things that can happen to children are just disgusting. That little psychopath.
I'm just happy they disproved that stupid doctor and took away his permit!
Symptoms include unhealthy fixation with toy robots, honking, donking.
I trust robots and androids when it comes to medicine.
However, if this was some sort of public service announcement about sexual congress then I'd trust Jenny McCarthy.
Her chosen partner for said congress is Jim Carey, so you know, grain of salt there, too.
|Rum Revenge |
He's a robot, AND has a British accent! Opposing arguments are invalid.
|Billy the Poet |
Wait, what am I supposed to do? Who am I supposed to call?
GOD DAMMIT MCCARTHY, YOU WIN AGAIN!
You should always trust a real flesh and blood person more than someone made largely of silicon. Oh, wait…
|Syd Midnight |
R2D2 didn't use antivirus software because he heard it can slow your system.
All you need is a little wee wiring.
A few days after that, I open up the mail and there's a pamphlet in there, from PUEBLO, COLORADO. And it's addressed to BILL JR. And it's entitled, "Do you KNOW what the QUEERS are doing to our SOIL?!"
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