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Desc:The driver died of a heart attack.
Category:Horror, Accidents & Explosions
Tags:accident, turkey, van, metal detector
Submitted:Ursa_minor
Date:07/02/10
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Comment count is 13
spikestoyiu
How about running in a different direction?
takewithfood
He seems to think at one point around 0:03 or 0:04, "Gosh, I should run off to the side", but then he decides "No, all I have to do is run into this open door. It won't follow me into a building, surely."

Frank Rizzo
My thoughts exactly, a simple turn to the right could have saved his underwear though in a moment of panic you're not exactly thinking clearly.

having said all that... JESUS FUCKING MALARKY DID YOU SEE THAT SHIT!!!!!!

charmlessman
For the same reason I hit a fence 20 feet in front of me the first time I tried to ride a motorcycle. Rational thought is hard to come by when you're dealing with impending pain.

spikestoyiu
The same thing happened to me my first time on a dirtbike. Watching people wipe out their first time on any kind of motorbike is hilarious because I guess the natural human reaction is to gun it rather than brake. Or steer.

Redlof
When a predator is chasing it's prey, changing direction only gives that predator a chance to catch up. When you think you're gonna die it can be hard to remember that a van is not a predator.

revdrew
All it's missing is a dramatic leap at the end.

Shrimp Plissken
and an explosion

And Then Explosions
Let's fucking do this.

memedumpster
And Mother Nature bent down, kissed him on the forehead, and said "you may now reproduce with my blessing."
Robin Kestrel
You can't park that here, ma'am. This is the lobby.
Dread Pirate Roberts
I think you all are wrong. He was trying to escape an agent and get a message back to Zion.


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