Scynne Good idea for a satire, so four stars. Minus infinity for the guys ranting about it. Plus one for the "Les-be-on our way," line.
MATH!
StanleyPain I would be funnier if there probably weren't already like a dozen pornos like this.
dementomstie It's OK Stanley, we got you covered! OK everyone, tell the porno industry to stop making Twilight parodies so that Stanley can be funnier.
Grammar/Spelling Police... Away!
Oktay I don't hafe a lithp, ith my fampire fangth. Theriouthly!
baleen Insulting because not only am I supposed to give a shit about the regular twilight.
glasseye Somewhat entertaining concept, but overdone. Plus a star for the girlfriend reactions.