I like to imagine the wolf is idly contemplating the mechanics and ramifications of tearing this woman's larynx out. God know I am.

Loneliness.

This is the exact same tone she uses when that wolf drags a hunter's corpse home.

so she made a video to express that she should not have a wolf in her house?

I like to believe this is her actual method of disciplining it. Chirpy chastisement. Because deep down, she knows she'll end up with her face accordioned off her skull like venetian blinds if she ever actually tries to go toe-to-toe with that thing.

This is pretty close to how my girlfriend reacted the last time I fell asleep in the breakfast nook.

I usually just say 'OFF' in a loud voice with a stern look. Thats enough to make mine leap off the bed and give me a guilty look. Then again, he isnt a wolf.