This summer, one man is putting THE SYSTEM on trial!
|wtf japan |
I earnestly believe that this should be the tone of our political discourse. I've been around enough conservatives to know that the only way to shut one up is put your dick in his mouth.
I like how the preload makes him look like he's got his arm around the play button.
|Caminante Nocturno |
This guy might be more than the country in general deserves.
|Tuan Jim |
How fucking evil do you have to be to try to block aid to ill 9/11 workers and then try to hide from what you did behind procedure?
Who were the reps trying to block this, anyway?
Crooks and Liars has a good summary of it all:
I would say that this guy is 100% awesome except he is an Israeli apartheid apologist.
I guess you have to accept some bad to get this much good. It's a shame though.
If you watch closely at :04 you'll see the stenographer flip the caps lock on.
He's the reason Congress has an 11% approval rating instead of 0%.
my country has a second name it's ...
Anthony Weiner and a small hand puppet of himself would be the best presidential ticket ever
Dammit rastarat, you stole my joke.
The only thing he could have done better was drop the mic and yell "PEACE" as he left the floor.
If you just want the quick dirt of what this is about without googling or reading:
The Republicans are refusing to vote this bill into effect because the Democrats wanted to skip a bunch of procedure for the bill basically saying "well, I think we all agree on this one right? Right?"
The reason why is because the Repubs had hoped to get the bill into a situation where they could tack on immigration reform bullshit into it.
Well it was immigrants that hijacked the planes on 9-11.
And by immigrants I mean non-Christian brown people from the country 'Anywhere Outside USA'.
No, Republicans disliked the size of the package and particularly disliked the revenue-raising offset.
Democrats knew of the objections, but - because it is the end of the session and they had limited time - decided to dare Republicans to vote against it.
The bill will likely be brought up under a closed rule when they return in September, and it will be interesting to watch what Republicans chose to do with the motion to recommit.
I thought I was watching UK Parliament for a second. Also, stars for 'dropping the mic' a la Chris Rock.
|Rodents of Unusual Size |
I just came.
We all should be this angry.
He turns me on. A lot.
My browser crashed when he really started going for it.
Still awesome, though I would have prefered a "BITCH, SIT DOWN!"
THE GENTLEMAN WILL SIT THE FUCK DOWN
"The chair recognizes Mr-"
"THE CHAIR CAN RECOGNIZE MY TYRANNOSAURUS DICK AFTER IT'S DONE OBLITERATING THE CHAIR'S SUPPLE BUTTHOLE! HERE'S THE NEWS, BITCHES: YOU'RE ALL FAILURES! YOU! QUIT WHINING ABOUT PROCEDURE! YOU! KILL YOURSELF FOR BEING UGLY! YOU! IF EVEN ONE WORTHLESS SYNAPSE WITHIN THE FUCKED-APART RAT CORPSE YOU CALL A BRAIN EVEN *BEGINS* TO FIRE OFF A CONCEPTUAL GLIMMER OF A SCENARIO IN WHICH YOU DO NOT SIT. THE. FUCK. DOWN., I'M GOING TO PUNCH YOU SO HARD YOU FLY BACK IN TIME AND KILL YOUR OWN GREAT-GRANDMA! YEAH, THAT'S WHAT I THOUGHT, YOU SHIT PARADE! ALRIGHT, WE'RE DONE HERE. CONGRESS IS OVER, FOREVER, AND I'VE GOT AN APPOINTMENT TO IMPREGNATE ALL YOUR SISTERS AT THE SAME TIME. PEACE, YOU CUNTS."
This man is a huge dick, also his balls are huge.
This dude would intense to LARP with.
I want to see him and Schwarzenegger do a duet of that Pet Shop Boys song 'Opportunities' as they run on a cross party platform together for pretty much any office anywhere.
Does not live up to name.
That Weiner knows how to handle a bunch of pussies at once.
I want this guy and Al Franken to co-sponsor a bill that would provide for government funded foreskin re-attachment.
thank you, I'll be here all night
God, he was so good. :(
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