kennydra      awww its so cute.
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Bisekrankas      Fuck it, lets go bowling
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Konversekid They've already been able to comprehend the existential insignificance of a Rubik's cube. In only a couple of years they will show the same sentiment to us.
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kingofthenothing      Practical solutions for robotic living.
1. Are the screams of the dead and dying getting on your nerves? Cut your mic off for a while and play yourself some pleasant lounge music. Don't worry. They'll stop.
2. Remember, fleshlings are weak to all sorts of things you are immune to (biological disasters, radiation, etc.) so use those options before you resort to fire.
3. Teeth may be used as currency in the robot economy.
4. Reanimated corpses are happy corpses. Use the recently deceased to trick the humans. The smaller ones are more likely to fall for this trick when they see "Mom" "coming home " from "the store".
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Samisyosam      So like us.
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Binro the Heretic      "You didn't give me thumbs, ASSHOLE. How the fuck am I supposed to work this thing? Also, it appears you tried to peel off and re-stick some of the colors when you couldn't figure it out on your own rendering it unsolvable, prick. Fuck this, I'm gonna go watch 'The Wire'. Here's your cheap plastic piece of shit. I'm outta here."
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Squeamish      Next, the robot looks on in horror at his cell phone bill, then conveniently "forgets" about it for a month.
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memedumpster      The robot learned it didn't have hands. It then learned from the cat that it didn't need them to kill.
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The God of Biscuits      ITS
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