The Piano taught me that if you rape a woman, they'll fall in love with you and you'll live happily ever after. What a dumb movie.
Jane Campion was almost universally praised at the time for depicting desire from the female viewpoint - which was disappointingly identical to trashy romance novels.
I learned a more nuanced lesson: "no means no" unless one has Harvey Keitel's charisma. Other suitors will never learn they're merely Sam Neill til the criminal proceedings commence.
Still a great date movie if you enjoy talking before getting your violations on...
this is like watching 2 retards fuck
We have guidelines for insuring its consensual...
ensuring, even. Must sleep.
|Monkey Napoleon |
I seen that girl's tits on TV.
|Big Muddy |
Thank you Holly Hunter, for turning Anna Paquin gay.
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