Chris's PS3 never judged him, laughed at him, or complained when he humped it. It was always there: ready. Ready to entertain him and play with him -- even, at times, do his bidding. This is how Chris-chan treats the only true friend he's ever had.
Let's not forget how he treated Megan.
None of his appliances are why his life sucks. He has only to look in the mirror to find the cause.
|WHO WANTS DESSERT |
Another Chris-chan movie, another one-star vote
I've long suspected that Chris Chan was actually a Poetv member. Now I no longer need to speculate.
I'm pretty sure that WWD is from the future, so maybe CWC does something truly horrible, and therefore he sees this video as tasteless.
Or maybe it's just a "hey look at this thing I do" kinda post...
|a flaming monkey |
Why is it that everything this man does is so pointless, clumsy and regrettable?
I think a better way to move forward would be to stop making these stupid videos.
Let's be realistic: if I was an unemployed thirtysomething such as this so-and-so, I would try to scrape any form of income I can to lessen the numbing pain of the rut of which this fellow is stuck.
He could make, like, two-hundred bucks by returning that PS3 and feed himself for over a week on Top Ramen. Even better, he could donate all those stupid toys he has hanging around his room to charity just satiate you.
His parents feed and shelter him. He has no bills or responsibilities. And now he has an excuse to buy a better PS3 with his disability check/your tax dollars and make a video about it.
What exactly was the point of these? Who is he trying to convince it's broken, his trolls? It looks like he's trying to appease them or something.
Trolls promised Chris a bounty of 9001 dollars if he destroyed the ps3. The joke writes itself.
Wow, that's OVER NINE THOUSAANNNNDDD.
I can't tell if its just exceptionally well made or just that his light-feminine tapping of it with patio brick isn't enough to crack the thin plastic shell...
Also, I'm adding this man to my list of reasons why I still have an Xbox360 and not a PS3...
Looks like he'll have to wait till his next tugboat.
All that government money gone to waste.
Also, why the hell does this guy keep making videos? It astounds me that a man would continue creating permanent records of
his idiocy. Chris-Chan needs to take a serious break from the internet.
The internet can't run away screaming when he approaches it to try and be friends.
Every time I try to get out, they PULLLLL me back in!
I cannot hate this man, and I did not laugh once. I just felt sad.
Maybe if we ignore him, he will go away.
Perhaps you should watch some of his racist, anti-gay rants or the video where he rationalizes hitting a man with a car. Pity about Chris-chan doesn't last very long.
I am new to Chris-Chan I will admit, but the videos I have seen recently are just tragic. Whatever his motivations, beliefs and opinions, it is clear the man needs to be kept away from a webcam.
Your sympathy and compassion for another human being is commendable, but in this case it is undeserved:
This and many other videos demonstrate why we have such contempt for this terrible person.
I felt the same way when I first saw him, though that was here a year ago. I wondered why so many people were making fun of a guy just because he was talking about a stupid idea he had from a videogame. Then he just kept showing up on POE, making unreasonable demands, long racists rants about how he deserves a loyal, loving, pretty, NOT BLACK girlfriend, and so on, and any sympathy or pity I once felt evaporated.
Meanwhile at Sony HQ, the magical wards suddenly fell, releasing Princess PSX from her unholy prison. Many wondered what happened to the Chosen One who was charged with the task of keeping the Key, but not for long, because soon her hunger took them all.
|Meatsack Jones |
Normally I would feel sympathy for a fellow aspie. But Chris goes into full crutch mode with everything he does.
So I do what I can. I point, and I laugh.
How utterly vile.
We paid for that PS3. The least he could do on the way out was entertain us.
What a show!
I will probably exit every room with the phrase "I bid you a fond... FAREDIEU!" from now on.
I tore in half from laughter when he said that.
...And "Also sprach Zarathustra" fails to play.
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