Ursa_minor This is way more degrading than pornography.
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joelkazoo      I liked how the guy tried to make Pretzel Dogs sound healthy, realized he couldn't, and just basically went "Aw, fuck it! They taste good!"
And did you see the way the pretzel soaked up the grease? Gross!
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HankFinch      I really want a preztledog, but they're so far away, I wish there was a way they could be delivered to me.
But they can!
Whaaaaa?
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memedumpster      No breakfast for me now.
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oddeye She should do that to my cock
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The Townleybomb     You're getting your beef. Your meat.
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Scrotum H. Vainglorious      We all have to start at the bottom, honey.
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pineapplejuicer      now do it slower
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twinkieafternoon      No, not that way. You gotta grip it. Not too hard, but firm.
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