How can you not rate this 5 stars?
|asian hick |
"And let's not forget Helen Mirren. It's like her breasts are afraid of the dark!"
|Scrotum H. Vainglorious |
Talk about striking it rich in the gene pool Holy shit.
|Big Muddy |
Danielle, my boss's ex-wife favored her quite a bit, albeit a brunette with a brighter complexion all the better. I never made a direct play for her considering she was on the rebound from her dude and someone swooped in right ahead of me. This whole time she's still showing interest, not exactly easy, but quite flirty. That boy bailed on her quicker than shit to which I said fuck it and thought I had her back on track or so I thought. The very day after we last spoke she posts online I going back home to Jacksonville, goddamn. She said she'd call me but that's not happened, ain't going to happen.
|Billy the Poet |
Dame Helen was the Cal Ripken Ironwoman of being hot.
She is extraordinary.
The second related video is super creepy.
Check out the ridiculous Age of Consent co-starring James Mason and directed by Michael Powell.
isn't that the one that got her into all kinds of trouble?
give it up for Helen everybody!
And she was in Caligula, quite possibly the first "dirty" movie I saw as a kid.
This video feels...primal to me.
Most young boys growing up in the South have a face like hers right about age 12.
Not that anyone looks at her face.
I won't judge you for wanting to fuck little boys.
If they look like Helen Mirren, I mean. Otherwise that would be sick.
Far too eager to start this conversation. A bit creepy.
I'll admit my focus was on the gloves. We all have our issues.
I have obtained a boner.
This really makes me want to go burn down a library.
That's a whole new fetish I didn't know I had.
|Lies, lies, LIES! |
|John Holmes Motherfucker |
She played Queen Elizabeth II in a movie. When you've got balls like that, the tits are just gravy.
You know something? I always want to remember the day I posted:
When you've got balls like that, the tits are just gravy.
I think I'll take a nap now, my creative juices are depleted after that.
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