|The Mothership |
Oh my, I don't know anything about this game so I can't tell if this is intentional or what, but either way it's funny as hell.
Don't build a house out of wood in a game called minecraft you pussy
Craft it out of Mines!
BUILT OUT OF THE LIVING STONE, LIKE THE MORIA
WHAT'S THE WORST THAT COULD HAPPEN?
Way to burn your house down. Much enjoyment was had.
|Dr. Lobotomy |
Was that a tutorial for fireplaces or for pork chop sandwiches?
|Dread Pirate Roberts |
God, this had me in stitches. I just love his moment of realization at :23 where he goes "uh oh" with his accent. It's just priceless. This guy being Irish made this ten times better.
What do you mean Minecraft doesn't have a fire department?!
OH SHIT GET THE FUCK OUTTA HERE WHAT ARE YOU DOIN GO GET THE FUCK OUT OF HERE YOU STUPID IDIOT FUCK WE'RE ALL DEAD GET THE FUCK OUT
I really, really wanted to fall in love with this game, but I can't. I mean, it's all the rage on the tubes these days, and since this weekend it's been free(ish until they fix it).
I just get frustrated so quickly and I can't do anything except make some dirt.
Stars are for the invocation of masaokis. It always gives my brain a boner.
The problem with the game is how much work is involved. For some people, they don't care, but I dunno...I hate playing catch 22 with a game just to make progress and the game is just one big crafting system that puts just about any grindy, annoying, boring, timesink crafting systems in any MMO to utter shame. The concept at the atmosphere is cool, but I think if there were a way simpler mode to the game it would be really great because the engine is perfect for a cool, randomly generating mining type game along the lines of Miner Dig Deep or any of those type of "find gems and upgrade equipment" type games. The exploration parts are fascinating, but it should be easier to get into, I think. Someone should spend time developing a side-mode mostly about that sort of thing rather than the crafting building stuff.
I like how "seriously?" has become an international expression.
I went to minecraft's website, and I couldhn't figure out how to do anything like building the roller coaster, or set fires, or really any of the fun stuff in these videos. Is there more than one version of this?
So Minecraft is so broken that stone burns in it?
|The God of Biscuits |
my god did that smell good.
Up next, how to start a bonfire at the center of town OH NO!
Mental note; build longboat in Minecraft ASAP to hold sacrifice to Odin.
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