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Desc:TEN CUPS OF COFFEE
Category:Classic Movies, Science & Technology
Tags:seizure, Gaspar No, enter the void
Submitted:oswaldtheluckyrabbit
Date:09/30/10
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CharlesSmith
This reminds me of those 1 second commercials that those robot-brained people who love to extrapolate trends to the level of reductio ad absurdum made in the late 90s. It would be like a lock exploding then less than a second of the business's logo.

They'd be all "People's attention spans, and thusly commercials, are getting shorter. Obviously this trend will continue at the same rate forever. In fact, according to our very scientific graph 410% of all people will have an attention span of 0.9 seconds by the year 2000!"

This pretty much looks like how I imagined commercial breaks would look if said robots were ever let loose in the real world.
godot
"Blipverts" was broadcast in 1987.

I like that Marc Caro is still involved with edgy film after the abortion that was "Dante 01"...

kingarthur
Dante 01 was indeed a travesty.

Merzbau
Could use an LFO tag.

Cannot fucking WAIT to see this in a proper theater...
Anaxagoras
Five stars for the perfect description.
GravidWithHate
You know what I learned when I screwed around with editing software?

Any asshole can do this. Any hack can cut together a bunch of eye popping images together to techno that would have been cutting edge in 1975.

In short, fuck everyone in this credit sequence, it is not physically possible for the movie to be good enough to justify it's utter pretension.
oswaldtheluckyrabbit
Of all criticisms, I hate the ANYONE CAN DO THIS one the most. So why the fuck didn't you?

fatatty
Yes someone could edit that together but it probably wouldn't have as good of pacing and there's a lot more in there than just editing. Each of those words were created by someone who probably knows a lot about typography and color theory and I don't think any old shlub could just whip that together.

Also I will definitely be paying to see this if it gets a wide release.

Robin Kestrel
No, sorry, these credits suck. There are excellent opening credits; this is not one of them.

Scynne
Thomas Bangalter worked on this? I feel I ought to see it.
Sputum
I should see this. I really liked Irreversible, and not just because I'm a big fan of rape.
VoilaIntruder
Smack my Bitch Up: Extended Cut

Looks pretty cool though.
chumbucket
Kubrick titles at 5000x speed
Anaxagoras
One thing I learned when screwing around with paints is that any asshole can draw cube heads like Picasso. It might have been cutting edge in like 1250, but it was just pretentious for him to do it in the 20th century.

Fuck Picasso, and fuck anyone who thinks he's anything but a hack.
Anaxagoras
Huh. This was supposed to be a response to GravidWithHate. Doesn't really make much sense down here.

*shrug*

Oh well. I'll go with it.

Fuck Picasso, man!

memedumpster
I haven't played Count the Photoshop Filters in a while, uhm, thanks? Is this a movie? Is it about clip-art? What the hell did I just watch?

+2 for my confusion.
NewHeavenSalesman
BRING ME THE FONTS

which ones sir

ALL OF THEM
Vicious
Ouch my sensory apparatuses.
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