I figured we would one day find something worse than that "Obey Authority" song, but I was pretty sure it wouldn't be in my lifetime. The fact that it's happened in the same week is probably a sign that the universe is actually a bad SNL parody of itself.
This is so Internet that I believe it is only my interaction with this website that has allowed me to respond to this in any way other than throwing a rock at the moon and screaming at the sky while I piss on my own feet.