I never really played these games. They looked even more insultingly twee than the usual platformer stuff - like something Enid Blyton shat out. This looks like a big improvement.
the wardrobe budget for this show must be enormous
1 star for each unnecessary Grunty panty shot in the first 0:10.
Yet the shot of Banjo's ass receives no penalty. Interesting.
|Syd Midnight |
If I was in the army and had to torture a Taliban POW to make him tell me where his buddies are hiding so we can kill them, I'd make him listen to this music really loud, then kill myself from shame over the act 5 years later.
What the hell happened to rareware? They were unfuckingstoppable on the SNES and N64 (At least in my opinion as a platform gamer.) between all their 'mascot games', Goldeneye, Killer Instinct, and Perfect Dark.
Then one day out of the blue they decided it was time to suck. What went wrong?
They were never good. Sometimes by accident they'd make a cool game like Goldeneye. Nothing's really changed as far as I can tell - haven't played the latest Banjo or Viva Pinata, but visually at least they are the only Rare games that don't look like total crap and they're supposed to play well.
It's like the makers of this were on a mission to condense anime culture into a single thing for storage before the world exploded and time was running out.
|Caminante Nocturno |
Adding Cutey Honey to anything makes it at least 14,700 times better.
I don't know what any of this bullshit is, but it's anime so...
Cutey Honey anime + Banjo & Kazooie Nintendo 64 game = this video
Why is banjo kazooie and a bunch of furry retards fighting some green witch bitch?
|a flaming monkey |
what amazes me is that someone actually made this. Presumably for fun? What a twisted world.
I can understand maybe thinking of this thing while drunk or something
But to actually continue through with the idea after presumably sobering up?
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