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Category:Accidents & Explosions, Educational
Tags:motorcycle, China, gymnast, and that is how you do that
Submitted:gambol
Date:10/20/10
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Crapenstein
I meant to do that.

baleen

China are happy to face challenges that lay ahead and recover quickly from adversity. Continue to prosper people of China when the future is yours.
chairsforcheap
when they invade us their paratroopers won't need cutes, they'll just hit the ground running

Old_Zircon
It's the Japanese who invade with cutes.

Scrotum H. Vainglorious
Only a replicant could survive something like that.
kingofthenothing
...Born in the mountains of Mongolia 800 years ago... he's been a warlord... a mathematician... an acupuncturist...

IrishWhiskey
Physics, you are a cruel and fickle bitch.

Xenocide
Ragdoll physics especially.

knowless
they shall need no cute. i did that on a bike once!.. not impressive.
catpenis27
Asians suck at the whole driving thing. I saw an Asian dude back into a truck today. How he didn't see it is beyond me, he must have not even tried to look. The truck had been parked there for about 3 minutes. Dude gets in his car, and immediately backs into it.
Miskimo
The racial humor of catpenis27, everybody!

Old_Zircon
I had an upstairs neighbor who used to tease his Japanese roommate about the whole 'Asians can't drive" thing and it was kind of funny at first, but got old fast.

Then we all went to a movie one time and the roommate drove. Worst driver I've ever seen.

Xenocide
At 1:01, he's saying, "hey did you see that? A guy wearing the same outfit as me just fucking died!"

TeenerTot
My first reaction was shock that a passerby seemed more interested in the bike than the injured guy.

The McK
Man, Chinese news knows what people want. Even as she's doing the cheesy "A man whose remarkable survival doctors say was one... in a million" opening bit, they're already doing repeated plays of the crash on the screen behind her.
Dreaded Candiru
Incidentally, the anchorwoman says that he landed on his feet.
Wander
And also that he walked away before rescue services arrived!

Cube
I don't understand Chinese news that aren't computer-animated.
oddeye
Maybe there was a pile of empty cardboard boxes just off screen.
chumbucket
RUS 9.8
Old_Zircon
I knew it was the end. I looked down, I said ''Wow! Some
trip". I thought it...well I knew it was...I knew it was my last
trip, and in my last remaining seconds in world,I decided
to write one last farewell song to the world.

Put a new ink cartridge in my pen. Took out a piece of paper.
I sat back and I thought awhile. Then I started writin':
I don't want a pickle
Just want to ride on my motorsickle
And I don't want a tickle
'Cause I'd rather ride on my motorsickle

And I don't want to die
Just want to ride on my motorcy ...cle."

I knew that, it wasn't the best song l ever wrote, but I didn't
have time to change it. I was comin' down mighty fast.

But as you all know, and as fate would have it, I didn't die. I
landed on the top of a police car. And he died. I drove away
on the road that he was on. I came into town at a screamin'
175 miles an hour, playin' the motorcycle song.

I came into town, I jumped off my bike, the bike went around
the corner by itself, went up on the stand by itself, turned
itself off.

I walked over to my friend. He was standin' there eatin'
pickles. I said "Hi, what's happenin'?" He looked at me in the
eye and said "Nothin'".

You gotta sing it with that kind of enthusiasm. Like you just
squashed a cop...
And Then Explosions
Chinese cousin of this dude. http://www.poetv.com/video.php?vid=68379
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