|THA SUGAH RAIN |
its not that complicated
|Scrotum H. Vainglorious |
Ohhhh so you don't keep a tight grip on them.
*furiously scribbles notes*
|Oscar Wildcat |
Please post the clip where he recommends spiking her drink with roofies. Come on, it must be there somewhere...
I've done a preliminary viewing of all 5 hours of the video this comes from, and I've got to admit, all things considered he doesn't come off nearly as creepy as I expected. Definitely not roofies territory at all. I was both relieved and disappointed.
This stuff is pretty disturbing. I really don't even understand the audience for it. I mean if you need a flowchart to know when it's appropriate to hold someone's hand, maybe the whole dating and courtship scene isn't for you.
I'd bet 90% of the people who get involved in this are asexuals or closeted gays because doing this stuff is really natural if you're supposed to be doing it.
Have you seen his reality show yet? It's on the VH1 site. It's worth watching. someone recommended it on one of the older Mystery videos up here, and damn were they right.
I think the audience for this stuff is introverts who were never properly socialized because they had no friends growing up.
Incidentally, since going on a bit of a Mystery kick over the last 10 days or so, I've absolutely noticed people doing this stuff at bars on more than one occasion. Twice in one day, last week.
I was at a bar with some friends the other day and a guy asked one of them if he could buy her a drink; when she said no, he went into his PUA character and said "well, why don't I let you buy ME one?"
Then we went to a different bar.
I completely believe you that it was someone else and not you who did that.
Thankfully I have not seen his reality show, I don't think my mind could handle it.
On the subject, wasn't the whole "PUA Community" thing originally about teaching guys the best technique to have meaningless anonymous sex with hot drunk girls, complete with a point system to keep score?
At what point did it change into "how to make awkward sexual advances to that frumpy girl you play WoW with"?
I can attest to the fact that their are clearly people that buy his crap and think he has some awesome secret on acquiring women.
I have a friend* that subscribes to his book and boldly uses it in his quest to bone women in their vaginas. This man is considered a god** among my tight knit circle of friends, and he has many followers***.
*No he's not my friend. Jesus, what kind of guy do you think I am?
**Of course we all make fun of him for his reliance on Mystery and his total inability to pick up chicks at bars.
***He does have a kid that he procreated with some girl. This girl was also known to dance around with a folder full of pictures of her college professor. So just take that information with a grain of salt.
The real secret is that he tells you to 12 mixed-gender groups of strangers a night 4 nights a week for 3 years. If you do that you're almost guaranteed to get laid more than you will playing Everquest II in mom's basement, and maybe you'll even learn to interact with people in a halfway normal way as a bonus.
Conversely, if you're like us and watching it to laugh at, I could see it kind of poisoning your ability to comfortably socialize for a bit. I know any time in the next few weeks I ask a group of people "how do you all know each other?" I'm going to think of these videos, and then feel gross.
Is there really any woman alive who, when hanging out with friends or strangers or people who aren't in an established intimate relationship with them, enjoy the slow, sweeping caress of a mans hands across her titty?
Like, seriously? I mean, just given the scenario Mystery is proposing here. Girl gets out of hot tub, man giving her towel somehow finds a way to cop a feel.
If I was that girl, that guy would get a firm slap across the face and then in a fit of womanly hysteria, I'd whisper my number into his ear as I grind my heel into his nipple.
What I'm doing walking out of a hot tub with heels on is another story entirely.
The hot tub thing is actually the end of a different, unrelated story about how he was in a hot tub with a girl and she kept moving as far away from him as she could so he kept following her like a creep.
The boob fondling is just general purpose instructions for what you do at a nightclub.
does he do his wardrobe shopping at goodwill at the last minute? why is this so quiet, could he feel a little shameful of these stupid stupid videos?
|Macho Nacho |
This whole clip made me physically ill, good job Old Zircon.
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