Cheese      But today's my birthday! Please don't kill me with a dirty bomb Paladians!
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Discordia      She looks exactly like her living room.
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augias      All I see is a Russ Meyers would-a-been starlet.
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BaconAficionado      Thomas Kinkade! Oh, that's evil.
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Adramelech      This lady uploaded a video of herself dancing topless to YouTube.
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James Woods      What a nice lady. So concerned for the souls of men. She should bake herself a yummy cake and have a glass of milk.
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dementomstie      Oh man, she has a 916 area code, that means she's in the Sacramento area. I live within 50 miles of this crazy person.
And I can tell she's crazy by the way she pronounces "Airplanes".
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dementomstie OK guys, I've rented the space in a building downtown and "Dementomstie, Ursa Minor and Scrotum H. Vainglorious: Internet Detectives" is about ready to open for business! We'll track people down and stop old man Johnson from running that haunted amusement park too!
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kingarthur      About 3:35 this got really depressing for some reason.
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Timothy A. Bear      FoxNews audition tape.
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The Mothership The reticulums?
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delicatessen      Oh reptoids
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Rudy      This video is the epitome of crazy. I must and will subscribe immediately.
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StanleyPain      Oh my.
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Vaidency    Obviously they can't just surrender themselves to the FEMA camps, lady. The people running the camps are in on the conspiracy too!
So I propose instead that all the alien collaborators go to her house and surrender directly to her.
Minus two stars because this is so god-damned stupid I can't make my suspension of disbelief work well enough to really enjoy it.
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Xiphias      "Why The Pope Wears Red Shoes", the hit new album from Colleen Thomas
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Toenails     The use of the inverted cross on the throne of the pope is in reference to St. Peter. The red shoes is... well fuck, I guess the Catholic church *is* in league with the devil.
I am totally confused to why she rarely moved her left arm, yet it was like she was painting murals with her right. I suppose there's a grand interplanetary conspiracy to explain why.
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Meerkat      The ... wha -- buh? I'm getting some kind of weird 3D effect from the paisley tits, it's like they're coming right out of the screen at me and JESUS CHRIST RIGHT IN THE EYE
Wait -- what, nobody recovered from Sinatra?
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charmlessman      You know, she makes a compelling argument. I think I'm going to go sign up for her um... newsletter? Or is it podcasts these days?
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cognitivedissonance      Uh.... isn't this something that should be reported to the Secret Service? It's silly and made by a lunatic, but the point should be made.
Oh right, we only prosecute death threats made against presidents that aren't Marxist Kenyan Reptoid Usurpers.
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Shanghai Tippytap is that the mom from family ties?
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Rodents of Unusual Size Ever since Alex ruined half a dozen corporations on Wall Street and evaded the Feds she's been a bit guilt stricken.
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kamlem      Sorry to rain on your parade, people, but I think she is a con artist! I read it on the David Icke forums!
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Xenocide      Someone keeps reading Sci-Fi Channel original movie scripts to this woman in her sleep.
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Colonel Cowlung      Normally you have to hang out under highway overpasses to hear this level of crazy. How did this lady get inside a house?
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Caminante Nocturno      The Banksters! They live on top of the money tree!
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phalsebob      Is she Horde or Alliance?
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Volbard      I believer her, but I don't understand if I need to buy generators to fight the canadians or FEMA. Maybe the Syrians? Anyway, having millions of dollars to buy a loaf of bread will be sweet.
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chumbucket wow having listened to the entire thing and her presentation of it, consider me a subscriber!!
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Charon      At first I was like
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