But today's my birthday! Please don't kill me with a dirty bomb Paladians!
She looks exactly like her living room.
All I see is a Russ Meyers would-a-been starlet.
Thomas Kinkade! Oh, that's evil.
This lady uploaded a video of herself dancing topless to YouTube.
|James Woods |
What a nice lady. So concerned for the souls of men. She should bake herself a yummy cake and have a glass of milk.
Oh man, she has a 916 area code, that means she's in the Sacramento area. I live within 50 miles of this crazy person.
And I can tell she's crazy by the way she pronounces "Airplanes".
OK guys, I've rented the space in a building downtown and "Dementomstie, Ursa Minor and Scrotum H. Vainglorious: Internet Detectives" is about ready to open for business! We'll track people down and stop old man Johnson from running that haunted amusement park too!
About 3:35 this got really depressing for some reason.
|Timothy A. Bear |
FoxNews audition tape.
|The Mothership |
This video is the epitome of crazy. I must and will subscribe immediately.
Obviously they can't just surrender themselves to the FEMA camps, lady. The people running the camps are in on the conspiracy too!
So I propose instead that all the alien collaborators go to her house and surrender directly to her.
Minus two stars because this is so god-damned stupid I can't make my suspension of disbelief work well enough to really enjoy it.
"Why The Pope Wears Red Shoes", the hit new album from Colleen Thomas
The use of the inverted cross on the throne of the pope is in reference to St. Peter. The red shoes is... well fuck, I guess the Catholic church *is* in league with the devil.
I am totally confused to why she rarely moved her left arm, yet it was like she was painting murals with her right. I suppose there's a grand interplanetary conspiracy to explain why.
The ... wha -- buh? I'm getting some kind of weird 3D effect from the paisley tits, it's like they're coming right out of the screen at me and JESUS CHRIST RIGHT IN THE EYE
Wait -- what, nobody recovered from Sinatra?
You know, she makes a compelling argument. I think I'm going to go sign up for her um... newsletter? Or is it podcasts these days?
Uh.... isn't this something that should be reported to the Secret Service? It's silly and made by a lunatic, but the point should be made.
Oh right, we only prosecute death threats made against presidents that aren't Marxist Kenyan Reptoid Usurpers.
|Shanghai Tippytap |
is that the mom from family ties?
Rodents of Unusual Size
Ever since Alex ruined half a dozen corporations on Wall Street and evaded the Feds she's been a bit guilt stricken.
Sorry to rain on your parade, people, but I think she is a con artist! I read it on the David Icke forums!
Someone keeps reading Sci-Fi Channel original movie scripts to this woman in her sleep.
|Colonel Cowlung |
Normally you have to hang out under highway overpasses to hear this level of crazy. How did this lady get inside a house?
|Caminante Nocturno |
The Banksters! They live on top of the money tree!
Is she Horde or Alliance?
I believer her, but I don't understand if I need to buy generators to fight the canadians or FEMA. Maybe the Syrians? Anyway, having millions of dollars to buy a loaf of bread will be sweet.
wow having listened to the entire thing and her presentation of it, consider me a subscriber!!
At first I was like
|Old People |
I wonder which he chose!
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