memedumpster - 2010-11-09 I wish this was the whole thing, it's cool.
Adramelech - 2010-11-09 Okay, so Neanderthals talked like Urkel and the T-Rex was a cowardly scavenger that used its tiny arms for sexual tickling.
Any other awesome stuff you want to ruin for me, science? Sabre-tooth tigers are pretty cool. Maybe you want to tell me they used their fangs to dig into the ground during intercourse?
Triggerbaby - 2010-11-09 Close. Sabre-toothed tigers stuck their fangs into the soil to stabilize themselves when launching volley after voley of high pressure feces at their mortal enemies, the wolves.