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Neanderthal High-Pitched Voice Theory
In which we learn that Neanderthals might have talked like Monty Python characters.
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0:44 - Elliott questions everything he ever thought was true about neanderthals
0:44 - Elliott questions every career decision he ever made.
0:44 - Poor Elliott.
I wish this was the whole thing, it's cool.
Okay, so Neanderthals talked like Urkel and the T-Rex was a cowardly scavenger that used its tiny arms for sexual tickling.
Any other awesome stuff you want to ruin for me, science? Sabre-tooth tigers are pretty cool. Maybe you want to tell me they used their fangs to dig into the ground during intercourse?
Close. Sabre-toothed tigers stuck their fangs into the soil to stabilize themselves when launching volley after voley of high pressure feces at their mortal enemies, the wolves.
HELLO MRS. GORILLA!
HELLO MRS. NON-GORILLA!!
Neanderthals: The Retards of the evolutionary tree.
WHAN TWU FREEEE
This could explain Anne Widdecombe.
So when is international "Talk like a Neanderthal" day?
If we could talk like the neanderthals, walk like the neanderthals,
Grunt and squeak and squawk like the neanderthals.
...Sing like two cats screwing like Neanderthals...
...thus answering the question of why we exterminated them.
They really put the "Ni!" in "Neanderthal".
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