|jangbones - 2010-12-01 |
things I imagine Sugar Slam smells like;
-Violent J's flopsweat
-Goddammit, memedumpster stole all my comments!
-worn out stockings
-the inside of a '93 Honda Civic
-dander shampoo for horses
-Kim Kardashian Eau de Toilette
|WHO WANTS DESSERT - 2010-12-01 |
Fuckin' CHRISTMAS miracles
|Millard - 2010-12-01 |
She tries SO HARD it hurts more than mere incompetence would.
I also love that they spend a solid minute explaining that the toys can't be used.
|MongoMcMichael - 2010-12-01 |
[Scene: The break room at Target]
Juggalo 1: "Say, my fellow 'ninja', have you heard of Psychopathic Records' latest endeavor to consolidate the 'Juggalo Family' around a common cause?"
Juggalo 2: "Alas, I've not. *Fuck* not. Tell me, does it involve hurling excrement at musicians I've paid money to see?"
Juggalo 1: "Ass, no."
Juggalo 2: "Does it involve sixty year-old wash-outs from 1980s wrestling promotions lighting themselves on fire for a pittance?"
Juggalo 1: "Dick and balls, no!"
Juggalo 2: "Does it require me to ignore my out-of-wedlock children, my personal hygiene, and my woefully lacking academic and social skills?"
Juggalo 1: "I'm afraid not, faggot."
Juggalo 2: "Then I am entirely uninterested."
[Curtain, Faygo bottles ensue]
|Chancho - 2010-12-01 |
I like her because it's so obvious she is only doing this for money.
|The Mothership - 2010-12-01 |
Truly, the Christian thing to do.
|twinkieafternoon - 2010-12-01 |
If you told me after the Jenny Jones video that by the end of the day (the DAY) that I would have a new favorite for most ridiculous thing I'd ever seen, I wouldn't have believed you.
Then, "Jolly Ass Jams." "Santa Claws." "Agnagraphed."
|Prickly Pete - 2010-12-02 |
That is Violent J's baby mama. Fact.
|Tameriaen - 2010-12-02 |
I had no Idea there was Juggalo Championship Wrestling.
To think it's been around for more than ten years.
How they've endured, the Juggalos.
|Old_Zircon - 2010-12-02 |
This is more clever than almost anything I've seen on TV in the last decade, at any rate.
|kwash - 2010-12-02 |
MAD POOR KIDS GETTIN' TOYS
|laurentauren - 2010-12-02 |
CUM ON NINJAS, GIVE A FUCK!
|Adramelech - 2010-12-02 |
You figure they would just tell everybody to pray for a motherfuckin' Christmas miracle.
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