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Desc:Proving once and for all that she cannot sing. She's not even showing cleavage. Who let this happen?
Tags:bad singing, firework, katy perry
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Comment count is 31
Pillager - 2011-01-01
5 for having nice tits.
mashedtater - 2011-01-01
are her tits worth five stars my old friend?

look at them again.

are they really worth this bland as shit horrible song?


Candlejackv616 - 2011-01-02
I gotta side with tater on this one, I don't care how nice your tits are, there's just no excuse for this shit.

kennydra - 2011-01-02
they are 5 star tits, but not in this video.

this is 5 star bad though.

‎0:52-1:10 is sheer torture. its all bad but oh dear GOD those "notes".

RocketBlender - 2011-01-02
Holy shit. I skipped to 0:51. You were NOT kidding.

Pillager - 2011-01-02
'tater, that's all she has going for her.

Let her have her 15 minutes.

chumbucket - 2011-01-02
yeah at about 1:09 I kind of forgot about the tits

mashedtater - 2011-01-03
pillager, as your friend.

no no no.

there are other tits in the world. walk away from that set.

poorwill - 2011-01-03
Pillager, mashedtater is pratically smothering you with her tits - she couldn't possibly come on any stronger. Learn to take a hint, guy!

OxygenThief - 2011-01-07
She has promised those tits to Jesus and to the Dickensian fuck machine know as Russell Brand.

HankFinch - 2011-01-01
I don't know, it kinda sounded like the backsingers were offkey and she was trying to adjust
HankFinch - 2011-01-01
nevermind, I watched it again

Jet Bin Fever - 2011-01-02
This is as bad as lip syncing, if not worse. At least then it would be safely audible, or not.
Vicious - 2011-01-02
Why would you let your handlers write a song that you cannot sing?
grep - 2011-01-02
She was singing? Also tits.

kingarthur - 2011-01-02
Because she's a manufactured product. With nice tits.

StanleyPain - 2011-01-02
The sounds of someone so used to auto-tune being used to correct their shit that they sing like they expect it automatically.
Hooker - 2011-01-02
I was expecting something on the level of Amy Winehouse / Beat It. Oh well.
Desidiosus - 2011-01-02
Those 5 star tits have been manhandled by Russell Brand. I can't 5 star that.
themilkshark - 2011-01-02
This is what happens when you stop buying records.
pineapplejuicer - 2011-01-02
this is a really tough rating. musically, its beyond dreadful, but just this past year i learned to not take pop music at its face value because in many cases its literally the exact same song (thank you, axis of awesome).

but if you take it as a necessary part of successful contemporary music production, the song itself is largely inconsequential in a lot of cases because its just an excuse for a floozy to shake her tits around. the tits are there, sure, but oh my god listen to her without an autotuner! jesus christ. i'm not sure i can overlook something like that.

but ultimately, i am only a man, and that is katy perry in a form-fitting white dress. five.

OhYouMeanNancy - 2011-01-02
With or without autotune? Gosh, she sucks so very much either way... one star for being shaped like an R. Crumb character
spikestoyiu - 2011-01-02
This is why she never made it as a Christian singer.
Adham Nu'man - 2011-01-02
To fap, or not to fap– that is the question:
Whether 'tis nobler in the mind to suffer
The slings and arrows of outrageous chants,
Or to take arms against a sea of undeserved 5 stars
And, by opposing, end them. To die, to sleep
No more
Vicious - 2011-01-02
*moves paw towards cock*

Supahfly - 2011-01-03
Evil for 5 stars.
Oktay - 2011-01-03
Tits are a trick to get people to listen to music for longer than they would ordinarily.
Ghoul - 2011-01-03
Even the non-country version of this song is laughable at best. Katy seems to mistake yelling for singing during the chorus.

Feyd - 2011-01-03
Wow, you people are stupid as hell. This sounds exactly like it's supposed to. Not my thing, but she's good at it.
Hooker - 2011-01-03
Why did they pitch-correct the studio release, then?

Seris - 2011-01-03
compare this video of her live singing to the studio release

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QGJuMBdaqIw&feature=player_embe dded


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