Skin is crawling
|Scrotum H. Vainglorious |
Hey, uh, excus . . . excuse me. Can I ask you a question? Would you like to jump into my belly?
|Oscar Wildcat |
Michael Moore gone horribly, horribly wrong.
How can you NOT know she's underage? Or at least ASSUME it?
Jesus...someone wipe this fuck off the face of the earth please..
he's 18, and socially awkward. i think a good chunk of the creepiness is due to the fact that if he fell he might kill one of them
crap nevermind there's no indication that he's 18. god i hope he's at most 18
I thought he said "I'm actually 18." Is he saying something else?
apparently you guys didn't read the description.
"EDIT: i realize the girls are underage they looked 18 from far away. once i got close and realized they were young i bailed. when people go out in public they are putting themself into public view anyone can see them just like anyone can see what you post on facebook so it is legal to film people that are in public. them being underage doesnt matter ....i think.... as long as i dont touch or communicate a offer of sex to a underage girl then nothing i do is sexual harassment so im pretty sure its all legal... but i hope im not wrong maybe i should delete vids with underaged girls... and i definitely would not accept an offer to hangout with a girl if i found out she was underage. Legal age is 16 here in hawaii
Keep in mind next to a normal sized man these women would probably look 18, I am just so massive that any woman standing next to me probably looks underaged"
I also heard "I'm actually 18," but his youtube profile states that he's 19. Either way, this dude has Problems.
it's got everything! portly predator, casual racism... he even uploaded it himself.
..."hoes and tricks" clearly refers to the union of hoes and tricks, not its intersection. i.e. bitches are either hoes or they are tricks, but not *necessarily* both. and "shit" is not one of the categories, but merely an emphatic indicator that bitches never appear outside of the aforementioned union.
The logical connective between Ho(x) and Trick(x) should be a disjunction, not a conjunction, if pastorofmuppets is correct, which I believe he is. Also, the bicondition is unwarranted, since it has not been established that hos and tricks must also be bitches.
Is he trying to get them subconsciously thinking about cranky old Jewish men, by slipping the word "tsuris" in there?
this is so hard to watch. fuck you neil strauss, you have no idea of what you've done.
|Caminante Nocturno |
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!
HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!!!
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I hope that To Catch A Puator tag receives a lot of love.
hahah the way the camera zooms in and out erratically, obfuscating his true form until the perfect comedic moment. glory.
"Does this shirt makes me look fat?"
Is he suppose to be doing PUA or street comedy routines?
Hey Hi yeah I know I'm very aggressive and will continue to want to talk to you about inane things "real quick" until you go out with me...please don't scream or call the cops
get a look at one of the videos where you can see his face
He's one of those guys who is so fat he doesn't really have facial features anymore, just a big blubbery mass with holes.
from the description:
"i enjoy filming these attempts its a hobby of mine
hopefully i get better haha
to everyone out there wondering i dont mind if people comment with criticism i would rather people be honest in their comments... doesnt bother me if people say lose weight fatass and stuff like that
i realize its a double standard for me to want a hot girl when I am fat and ugly. I realize i dont deserve a hot girl, and im not making these videos to make some type of statement like "omg look at me im so lonely no hot girl wants to be with me"
im mostly making these videos for entertainment purposes. some people might find it entertaining to watch a fat dude trying to pick up hot chicks and that is my audience
if you really wanna know i am working out alot and im trying to get healthier and lose weight and i realize i shouldnt expect to score a hot chick if i am fat and ugly, i completely realize i am shallow for mostly caring about a girls looks so i think its totally okay if hot girls dont wanna be with an ugly guy. I see nothing wrong with it. I am shallow so i dont mind if the girls are shallow too...
the main reason for these videos is simply because its a hobby of mine and i feel like these videos are entertaining. Im not trying to make some kind of statement, im just having fun"
Sounds about right. The guy never sounded like a mental case to me - certainly not delusional enough. He might have some self esteem issues though. Too much or not enough, I unno.
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