Every battle the earth has witnessed looks like a three stooges scene compared to this match. Patton, MacArthur, Custer and Charlemagne look on as astonished ghosts, stuffing their mouths with popcorn and Jujubes.
The Marines might be there if we're talking a Beverly Hillbillies amount of oil under that giant chess board, otherwise what would we take? Their tiles or their wussy hats?
I used to see this at least 5 times a day, depending on what channel it was. Wonderful little piece of marketing. Just show some crazy stuff that has little if nothing to do with what you're selling.