|simon666 - 2011-05-02 |
Where did my submission of this go? Was in the hopper, then vanished.
Bush got that shit started. If Gore won Osama and Saddam would still be alive.
You've been stoked on Obama lately. I know this only makes you like him more.
Cena: I'm impressed you could type while your eyes were blurred by hot, snotty tears of envy.
Cena's right though. If Gore had won he wouldn't have ignored the memos about "Osama determined to strike within the US." And without an attack, conservatives(real ones not fake video site trolls) would have been as cold to any Dem led action in Afghanistan as they were to Kosovo or Libya.
You're right simon. I've been stoked on Obama because
1. With this and his action in Libya he's not the liberal weenie I originally thought he was.
2. Its pissing off the peace-nics.
Poorwill: Smartest thing you've ever said.
Divorcing the plane: No I mean Gore wouldn't have attacked Afganistan because Jet Fighters, Carriers, and Cutters give off too many carbon emissions.
He funded Osama vs. the Russians.
Worked out kinda nicely that we traded the commie boogeyman for the Islamic jihadist version.
That is exactly what I thought cena would say. Verbatim.
Cena, you weren't the sociopathic fascist I thought you were when you started burbling and crying like a little girl on youtube with face makeup on.
|CIWB - 2011-05-02 |
So would 4000 American troops and literally countless Iraqi civilians, you silly cunt.
And even Ralph Nader would've tried to kill bin Laden.
That was obviously meant as a reply to Douchebag McGee.
QNDS: WTF man? So you'd rather we just sit back and let assholes get away with terrorism. Yes people die in the name of freedom, but they are heroes ready and willing.
You wouldn't understand Soullessho. Granted we in the military do greatly value our own lives we have sworn to defend this the Constitution from all enemies foreign and domestic. Sure 100% wouldn't say they are willing to die to get Osama, but I guarantee the vast majority will say they're willing.
"Granted we in the Coast Guard greatly value our own lives; at least *I* know I joined the Coast Guard because I could still claim that I'm a hardcore military dude while not getting shot at by the sand niggers I hate and fear so much."
|jangbones - 2011-05-02 |
|Macho Nacho - 2011-05-02 |
I wonder if Donald Trump is going to ask for a Death Certificate.
|TheQuakeSoldier - 2011-05-02 |
Obama wasn't shitting when he said "What a week!" at the press correspondents dinner.
Fucker knew the whole time.
|Leviathant - 2011-05-02 |
Oh, Cena. You wanna see how it's done? Go read the Facebook comments on GWB's reblog. http://on.fb.me/j9mtr2
[quote]Shawn Robert Jolly Thank you Mr. President for keeping strong and keeping America safe. You truely are a hero in my book who was faced with the worst attack to ever hit American soil. I thank you again! God Bless you, God Bless our Troops, and God Bless America!
Now we just need to vote out Obama...[/quote]
|TheSupafly - 2011-05-02 |
I can't seem to care about this =( but I know it will be good for morale. I guess those extra 30k troops obama sent in were good for something.
|kingarthur - 2011-05-02 |
Points for political maneuvering. Between this and his dropping the real birth certificate and the hate filled reactions of birthers, he's managed to rally the Democratic base and some of the swing voters.
Of course, corporate America still owns our asses, which this will no doubt help sweep under a rug.
YEAH KILLING OSAMA BIN LADEN, WHAT A BRILLIANT POLITICAL MANEUVER
|misterbuns - 2011-05-02 |
The fucker did this during Celebrity's Apprentice time slot.
|StanleyPain - 2011-05-02 |
This will end absolutely nothing. I bet you money in a few weeks we hear about *insert Middle Eastern sounding name* and how he is the NEXT evil mastermind of horror and how he is now taking control of all terrorism and dear god we better pour all our money into bombing everywhere...etc....
SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP
Fine, it's just a symbolic victory.
But it was an unwinnable, made-up war to begin with.
Your attempt at bringing everybody back to the crushing reality is really dragging us back into the misty haze of bullshit that was the war on terror.
I think you've been listening to too much Alex Jones StanleyLame.
His name is Ayman al-Zawahiri and day-to-day & strategic control of al Qaeda has been shifting into his hands for quite a while. Additionally, al Qaeda has also been transitioning from a centrally-controlled organization (to the extent that it ever was) to a loose group of independent, but affiliated organizations (al Qaeda in the Arabian Peninsula, Lashkar-e-Taiba or whatever they're calling themselves now, the essentially defunct al Qaeda in Iraq, etc.).
This has been told in news articles and commentary, in the main-stream media no less, for the past decade. Because this now is a big story, yes, it will play big in the news for the coming weeks. If it seems to you to be new and contrived to keep us in perpetual war LIEK RIGHT OUT OF 1984 WAKE UP SHEEPLE!!!1!, that is because you are inattentive.
Eliminating Osama bin Laden is a good thing. As Obama notes, we have killed many in al Qaeda's leadership structure, and removing the leader -- even if he was only symbolically the leader -- hurts their morale and boosts ours. He may become a martyr, but he's no longer sending minions to kill innocent civilians.
Politics doesn't enter into it, on either side. Obama approving a raid to eliminate a terrorist is an action any good President would take. It doesn't mean that Republicans are bone-headed strategists that can't do anything right, and it doesn't require sophistry to downplay the contributions of the Democratic administration in this action.
There'll be plenty of time for that later. We're still about a year and a half out from the 2012 election.
|Caminante Nocturno - 2011-05-02 |
|Burnov - 2011-05-02 |
So when is the next Emmanuel Goldstein going to show up?
Where are the mouthbreathers supposed to direct their five minutes hate to now?!
WTG ministry of truth!
|PlushJake - 2011-05-02 |
Notice no one of the press. I wonder how many takes this took.
|threads - 2011-05-02 |
If you SMELLLLLL what the ROCK is COOKIN'!!!!!!
|Smellvin - 2011-05-02 |
Sweet. Now we can close Gitmo, repeal the Patriot Act, get out of the middle east, get rid of the DHS and the TSA, and stop groping air passengers like they're all prison inmates on intake.
I don't think so. This means we must be as vigilant as ever.
God forbid Cena_Mark goes through an airport without getting his junk handled.
Cena mark is in the coast guard, he's protecting his country by... oh wait hahahaha coast guard nevermind.
Mongho: I won't get searched if show my military I.D.
Scrotum: The cutters leave U.S. Waters all the time. They go to asia, south america, we even keep some in the Middle East. I'll go to the Mid East with the USCG when I get the chance. Of course the Army and the Marines took the most heat. They are awesome. But we in the Coast Guard keep the terrorists out of the U.S.
|Tom Collins - 2011-05-02 |
Gonna watch me some Cats and Dogs.
|Toenails - 2011-05-02 |
The reason it took ten years is because we had to explode every old mountain hermit living in a cave until we got the right one.
Way to ruin my poorly constructed joke, bro.
I got one about Adobe Illustrator layers on the other video if you're not done making me look stupid.
|Hooker - 2011-05-02 |
Ten years, two costly on-going wars that have accomplished little of value for anyone, tens of thousands dead, various civil liberties surrendered, a staggering debt doubled, and an entire religion demonized has finally paid off.
there is almost nothing that makes me more confident about a point than when spikestoyiu objects to it
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