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Desc:Some girls are just too clever for your own good.
Category:Classic Movies, Pets & Animals
Tags:Jurassic Park, Raptors, clever, Muldoon, NOMNOMNOM
Submitted:Uulanbaatorbaby
Date:05/10/11
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Comment count is 19
Caminante Nocturno
I saw this movie 10 times when it came out.
chumbucket
Jurassic Park 3? 10 times? wow.

al k duh
chumbucket: this is from jurassic park 1. you're a moron.

poorwill
Jurassic Park 3 is really about as good as the first one.

Caminante Nocturno
That's not true.

Quad9Damage
You are alive when they start to eat you.
Macho Nacho
A vore fetishist wet dream.

charmlessman
I say this to my girlfriend all the time.

Well, not, "Clever girl" so much as, "AAAAUUHHHHH!!!"
StanleyPain
In the original screenplay, Muldoon said "Boy, that female velociraptor sure seems to have more going up here *points to his head* than I initially first assumed!" But it was changed the day of the shoot to cut some time from the movie.
FABIO
If you read a lot of pre-shooting screenplays before the dialog's been reworked, this isn't too far from the truth.

sfy.ru

CJH
never really made sense that muldoon died in the movie. he was the fucking expert on these things, and he falls into such an obvious trap? i loved the book when i was like 12, and in the book muldoon lives, kicking ass the whole way. also hammond is eaten automatically, which rules.
Rape Van Winkle
By the robot dinosaurs.

tenten
I have to give this 5 stars. I use "Clever girl." at least once a month.
Rape Van Winkle
I had a flamboyant and temperamental physics instructor from England. Picture a slightly effeminate Mister Belvedere teaching class in his slippers and a torn sweater. You've got the picture.

One day he'd throw a temper tantrum, the next he'd be awesome, making jokes and being a real character.

One time we had to do some ridiculous bullshit having to do with the probable asteroid strike that probably killed the dinosaurs. Calculate the velocity at impact given such and such information, or calculate the energy transfer upon impact, something like that.

He ran around the class screaming, "DINOSAUR FLAMBE! DINOSAUR FLAMBE!" in a cartoonish French accent.

Oh yeah, sometimes he'd randomly speak French or German. French to be cute, German to be angry.

Point is, I can't see a dinosaur now without thinking of him.
Rape Van Winkle
He also told me that "YOU CAN'T GO TO VENUS BECAUSE IT'S TOO HOT! UNLESS YOU'RE A PIZZA! AND YOU WANT TO GET BAKED! BUT YOU'D BE A PIZZA WITH A SULPHURIC ACID TOPPING!"

Punctuated to match his delivery style.

mudl
Basically the most memorable lines in a movie besides Dumb and Dumber.

"Hold on to your buts"
"Tiny variations in your..."
"When you gotta go you gotta go"
"Ah ah ah, you didn't say the magic word"
"They remember..."
"And the only one whose on my side is the bloodsucking lawyer"
"Must go faster, must go faster" (which is also said by the same actor in the movie Independence Day, BTW)

etc.
Seris
"i wont tell anyone you threw up"

oswaldtheluckyrabbit
It's weird how quotable this movie has become, but I ain't complaining.

"Nedry! Check the vending machines!"
Jet Bin Fever
This looked a lot better when I was 9... but I didn't get how great a line that is.
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