|Modern Angel |
This was hypnotic.
|Scrotum H. Vainglorious |
I think Dwayne Holloway blogged about a similiar experience when he visited Bill last summer.
The ocean was punishing her for wearing that bikini.
|The Mothership |
Such graceful creatures.
And to think that so many perish in the propellers of cruise ships.
It's incredible that sailors confused these creatures for mermaids.
Aaaand I'm on a diet.
She watches the Tyra Banks show to convince herself that it's all the faunt of men's psychology that she can't find a decent date.
around 1:30 she's like "man, this beach is kicking my ass."
|Caminante Nocturno |
How did she get into the ocean in the first place?
|Killer Joe |
Children can be hateful little bastards. Or like this. No in-betweens.
It's always entertaining to see what kind of assumptions submitters make about they think they see in the video. A "drunk" woman, for instance.
"Woman has difficulty exiting the surf" or some play on that, perhaps?
Saying she is drunk doesn't ad anything to the video. There is no reference to her being drunk on youtube page, and it's just not verifiable. Fatso is at least accurate. "Rarely filmed bikini whale caught beaching itself" would be ok. I mean, the possibilities are endless.
Saying the woman is drunk is as clever and skillful as saying "Are you crack?!" when some says something weird or unexpected.
I hereby agree to consult the cleverly named simon666 next time I submit a video. Hopefully we can overcome our differences and collaborate on a far more "skillful" and accurate subject in order to his personal enjoyment. I am sorry if I jumped to the ludicrous conclusion that this woman, who is having a very difficult time walking away from waves that small children are frolicking in, may be drunk. Subjects such as "possibly intoxicated fatso" didn't seem as immediately catchy to me at the time.
While her 60+% body fat buoyancy isn't helping, it looks to me like whatever chemical or disability that makes her unable to maintain balance is the problem here.
Not that she could stand to lose a few and pick her beach attire more appropriately but I've definitely seen fatter people walk in and out of the ocean without that level of failure.
Free enema and annual fold wash.
I don't want to spoil what happens in this video
but a fat person is involved
No! Not the younglings!
You have to put wet towels on her until the tide comes in again or she'll dry right up.
And it's gone.
it's a damn shame, too. butter golems have a special place here on poetv
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