|cognitivedissonance - 2011-05-20 |
There's a dozen of these and they're all progressively more insane. Coffee Crime Week!
|Billy the Poet - 2011-05-20 |
Ze coffee is mountain grown. Like ze beautiful mountains of Bavaria...
VER I DID NOT SERVE AS EIN GESTAPO OFFIZER FROM 1937-1943!!!
|wtf japan - 2011-05-20 |
YOU STUPID FUCKING CUNT. NO WONDER YOU KEEP HAVING MISCARRIAGES.
|Xenocide - 2011-05-20 |
"You've discovered the mountain? What the hell does that mean? Dammit, woman, you're hysterical!"
This was followed by thirty slaps, "to calm her down."
|memedumpster - 2011-05-20 |
Next door at the Maxwell's house, coffee just got deadly...
|Nikon - 2011-05-20 |
This guy isn't a very supportive husband.
|Dynamicuno - 2011-05-20 |
My wife and I have always wanted to vacation to "mountain". I hear it's beautiful this time of year.
When you react to lousy coffee the twisted nutts did it might be time to switch to decaf....or get a divorce.
|Jet Bin Fever - 2011-05-20 |
Just add a little antifreeze each morning. He won't know what hit him!
|revdrew - 2011-05-20 |
Old European stereotypes to the rescue once again.
|StanleyPain - 2011-05-20 |
How did our parents survive this shit?
My granddad didn't bother to tell my grandmother he was divorcing her, and intended to do so during a school function of my mother's. The lawyer, however, delivered the paperwork a day early and he wasn't packed yet, so what he thought would be a smooth sailing turned out to be much more uncomfortable than he would have preferred.
This same man sold a million dollar sawmill for pennies on the dollar because he really just wanted to be an accountant. The most boring man of all time.
|Caminante Nocturno - 2011-05-20 |
Wow, things really have improved.
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