|James Woods - 2011-05-23 |
He's of no consequence to anyone but his shitty self and his shitty parents right now. What concerns me is he'll have responsibilities in the future.
|charmlessman - 2011-05-23 |
Kids these days have no sense of what they don't want people seeing. When I was his age I may have had a few moments like that when I was alone in my room for no one to see. I wasn't damaged enough to think that a) I should be saying it directly to someone and b) that I should record it and show the world.
|Burnov - 2011-05-23 |
Reminds me of another adolescent xbox gamer classic:
"I WANT MY MOTHERFUCKIN' CHOCOLATE MILK!"
I just googled that. Holy cow, that's hilarous.
Man, I STILL quote that one a lot.
|dr_mr_vandertramps - 2011-05-23 |
Where are the parents? Oh, they're out buying another call of duty game for their prepubescent child. why do you ask
I live right near Grapevine Texas, where gamestop's HQ is located. I'd do part time stuff at the warehouse time to time during my apprenticeships, since intern pay wasn't enough.
I thought I'd stuck gold when they asked if I wanted to work openings in their new model store opening in "Southlake Texas." I was so wrong. Southlake is this obnoxious rich town where all the housewives are too busy with tanning salons to raise their kids, so they'd just bring them in to gamestop to buy games to raise them instead, or drop them off at out damn store while they went to the nearby town square/mall.
Every kid in that fucking town is just like this bastard. I went crazy after about a month.
I'm pretty sure I know what you're talking about. That Southlake Living one?
The worst ones were the moms going to Central Market that would drop their kids off. I still remember the Halo Reach launch as well. There were not only parents there buying the games for their kids, but letting them skip school over it as well. Goddamn...
Goddamned swine children!
And I think the name of the paper was the Southlake Times. It got bought up by Star Newspapers years ago, though, so it's probably been renamed or just shut down in the meantime.
Southlake, however, remains douchey as ever.
|Dread Pirate Roberts - 2011-05-23 |
How does a child ever become this much of an asshole this early? I didn't reach this level until at least 18.
|citrusmirakel - 2011-05-23 |
Play Call of Duty: Black Ops?
Gee, no thanks.
|Nikon - 2011-05-23 |
I believe the children are our future.
I weep for the future.
|twinkieafternoon - 2011-05-23 |
A part of his brain makes him try not to say things he knows are inappropriate, but it's not a very strong part so it just makes him contort his mouth and sound Canadian. Which is freaky, because I've never heard a Canadian say disagreeable things.
he sounds like he's from minnesota or something
|tenten - 2011-05-23 |
God damn baseball.
|Rudy - 2011-05-24 |
#1 trending video for creepy uncles
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