|Tom Collins |
Again, more like LEAST I COULD DOUCHE.
|Pixel McStencilbuffer |
Needs a (point to schlong) tag!
He literally pointed to his schlong.
dear hooters...please sue
please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please
Ugh, my girlfriend loves this comic. I had to read one of the anthologies once to appease her and it was FUCKING HORRID!!!!!!
AWFUL AWFUL AWFUL AWFUL
5 stars for FUCKING WORTHLESSNESS!!!
Sounds like the most concrete evidence available that said girlfriend does not exist.
No, but she showed me how to use the three seashells.
Jesus, where is your dignity? Break up with her immediately.
I've dumped women for far stupider Seinfeldian reasons than that.
That means she has a really big fat back.
Boobs? You 15 or something?
Ironically, the head is where this belongs.
Again seriously, that "Scott and Kris show" thing in the hopper is sadder than any of the stuff I found. Seeing Scott Kurtz shamble around attempting sketch comedy is worse than this. What is it with webcomic artists thinking they're such hot shit? I mean yeah there are tons of slobbering fans, but it's a WEBCOMIC. How can you think you're awesome when your claim to fame is a webcomic??
Some people will get the biggest sense of self importance from the smallest of achievements if at least one other person thinks it's "neat".
|Rodents of Unusual Size |
I love that this guy could have made a series on Teletoon if he had just listened to good suggestions, but no, he has to strike out on his own and ask the public to help him with funding...this.
This is shit.
|Aubrey McFate |
Okay, I was going to stay silent, but this shit's awfulness has been stuck in my head for days. I seriously cannot believe anyone who is not a 13 year old boy finds this funny. Seriously, one date (and a shitty looking one, judging by the food) and he expects head at a stoplight? Even as a joke that's fucking shitty and stupid, because what's there to relate to? Him showing his dick after one dinner isn't edgy, it's fucking sex criminal behavior.
I also love how he makes the girl look cartoonishly stupid and reactionary when she's the only one here who's even remotely human.
And on top of all that, he has to ruin a good song. I don't care if I get roasted for this, but it pisses me off that he took a really heartfelt song and jerked off with it.
Okay, I'm done.
Stopped after 1:04. Very appropriate use of the "painfully unfunny"
|Caminante Nocturno |
I stopped after 4 seconds. I figured that little animation told me everything I needed to know.
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