Old_Zircon You know they would eat us if they could.
fluffy When a dog owner dies, the dog loyally protects their caretaker until discovered, and only when absolutely desperate for food will it eat the human.
Cat owners tend to get eaten right away.
Old_Zircon Someone on Poe Red years ago posted a footnote about animal damage to corpses, and I can't remember what the book was (anyone know? I paraphrase it to cat owners at least 5 or 6 times a year to this day, it would be nice to know my source). The basic gist of it was that a dog will often stave to death rather than eat their master, whereas cats start in on the lips and earlobes before the body even cools.
poorwill This really is a boring cat video. Oh well, here are your stars.
Cube A fat cat who likes Italian food sounds like a great idea for a comic strip!
BHWW Though this probably explains why the cat is fat.
freedoom My cat has never stolen my pizza but he has kicked me off the bed so he can sleep there.
Caminante Nocturno I had a cat that looked just like that. He was a Hell of a lot more aggressive when it came to pizza, to the point where I had to lock him in my room whenever pizza was in the house.