Direct to video?
Waiting for "Disney's Battle of Britain" ... will Harry the Hurricane and Spitty the Spitfire overcome their differences and work together to stop the Aloof Waffle gang?
|Born in the RSR |
White Zombie. Dad rock is finally starting to rock.
If you're trying to imply that White Zombie somehow "rocks" more than, say, Foghat, you're sadly mistaken.
Okay, look... Due to the simplicity of the character models the animators sort of become free to focus on the character's expressions and personality. Also Pixar makes huge bank off of the toy sales for these "vehicles" movies so that just means more money for the arty movies they do too. I liked Cars a lot, I have no problem with the endless sequels, they're all better than the Shrek crap.
So when these planes blow up Afghan weddings, do the missiles sing songs accompanied by a chorus of unexploded cluster bombs?
Disney's "Drones" is a movie I'd watch.
Pixar's name is not attached to this, and it is not on the official roster of Pixar's upcoming projects. It's actually the work of Disney's "Toon Studios" probably using the same workstations as Pixar. This is super disappointing since John Lassetter basically specifically railed against this kind of shit and said he would stop anything remotely like it when he was put in charge of Disney's animation division.
Pixar might not be making it, but it has some level of their approval or it wouldn't be happening.
Actally, Pixar is making a short where the casts of Cars and Planes will meet each other. It will be attached to some Disney film or another next year as a way to introduce the Planes cast.
"I can't wait to hear about all the exciting, sexy adventures you're sure to have against this colorful backdrop!"
A ragtag group of friends must save a youth center from the Velocipede Gang. Starring Richard Gere as Fixed Gear and Charles Dance as Penny Farthing.
|Caminante Nocturno |
Trailer for 'Gritty' New Petey Plane Reboot
I'm waiting for the gritty new Red Zone Cuba reboot which takes place in the year 3471 and stars Hugh Jackman as Cherokee Jack.
|Daddy Warcrimes |
A bunch of mobility scooters get separated from their morbidly obese owners when a freak storm hits the Grand Canyon.
A poor lonely 45 Magnum can't be bought without a background check. He and his misfit pals arm up and do whatever it takes to change laws in this town.
Stars Neil Patrick Harris as "Sammy Auto" and Sam Elliot as "Full Clip"
Lots and Lots of Jets and Planes 2: the Quickening.
|spiteful crow |
2013?! Jesus, they're not wasting any time on pimping this thing out.
When Los Alamos, the most famous celebrity nuclear installation in the world hears his friend Fukushima Daiichi is sick, he sends his favorite firefighter, Sally, and her talking dog, Rad, on a long journey to bring cheer and good wishes to the ailing reactor. Can Sally and Rad cheer up Fuki in time to stop the evil and nefarious Doctor Climate Change from burning down Los Alamos? Friendship pegs the needle in this heartwarming instant DVD classic!
"Not since Up have psychologists come together to make the most meticulously engineered to the point of insulting depressing kids movie possible!"
-Ebert and Money
|Fur is Murder |
On the unrated version we'll get to see Kacey the tanker plane get her drogue probed.
Some have bumps! Some have extra protuberances! Some are transparent and filled with coloured beads!
But only one is made of wood!
Cumming in 2015
It's being made by the same studio responsible for all the terrible direct-to-video Disney sequels, and the cgi Tinkerbell movie.
And before all the Disney hating Pixar fans come out and say BAAAAH DISNEY THIEVES, John Lasseter is the Chief Executive Officer of the aforementioned studio now, so you really have no one to blame but him.
That being said, good god, they're recycling the exact same movie and not even attempting to hide it.
What was that thing Eisenhower said? Something about a duplex? Never buy a duplex, something? I can't remember. Anyway my kids are gonna love this!
Disney sells out and shills garbage in a desperate bid for cash.
What a freakin' surprise.
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