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Desc:Neil Patrick Harris, you're so much better than this
Category:Classic Movies
Tags:Smurfs, google, smurf, product placement, neil patrick harris
Submitted:WHO WANTS DESSERT
Date:07/13/11
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Caminante Nocturno
And you're communists.
Callamon
Do you think the upkeep on unicorns is cheap?
delicatessen
Papa smurf's apologetic look on the preload says it all.
Xenocide
That's actually a photo taken between takes. Papa had a fairly contentious relationship with the director.

"So, we're just going to have Neil recap the entire premise in this scene, huh? You realize this movie is only 90 minutes long, right? People are capable of remembering a simple plotline for that long, you really don't have to...no, no, that's fine. We'll do it your way. I mean what do I know, I'm just the immortal all-knowing leader of my entire race. But hey, you directed Home Alone 3, so I'm sure you know what you're doing."

dead_cat
Home alone 3? Seriously? Oh man, this will probably suck even more than I assumed it would.

Xenocide
His other credits include Beverly Hills Chihuahua and Big Momma's House.

dead_cat
Goddamn, man, cut it out. I keep having to completely recalibrate my movie suckage grading system, and I don't think I can make it go any lower.... which is bad, because WE'RE STILL NOT LOW ENOUGH TO MEASURE THIS.

IrishWhiskey
"How do you procreate if there's only one female? Do you take it in turns? Is Pappa Smurf all your dad? Were you about to die out before Smurfette showed up? Why did the wizard trying to kill you send you the one thing you needed to survive? What kind of message does it send that your only female was brown haired and ugly when evil, and blonde and pretty when good? In fact, why are the villains all extremely ugly? Why would someone make this movie anyway? Did they see how the Chipmunks made money and simply dig around in a franchise bargain bin? Don't they realize they can't market 30 Belgian cartoon characters nearly as well as three recognizable American cartoons right? Why am I doing this anyway? I'm getting married soon, and all I'm going to hear are Smurf jokes. This after banking a ton of goodwill at the Tony's with all the gays who'll be there. I'm supposed to do good movies then sell out when I've made it, not transition from TV to sell-out dreck. What reason do I have not to squish you flat and leave this very minute?"


The Townleybomb
Oh no he's not!
Hank Friendly
is gargamel in this movie?
cognitivedissonance
Hank Azaria dressed as Gargamel is in this movie.

zerobackup
Is 3d dead yet, or do we have to wait until after this movie comes out?
poorwill
The reason it's not a completely cg film set in an enchanted forest? No product placement opportunities. Ugh.
IrishWhiskey
Also, this is much cheaper.

dead_cat
NPH has some serious addictions to support.
twinkieafternoon
Man, I thought Inception had too much expository dialogue.
snothouse
SELFAWAREHURR
cognitivedissonance
There was a Scottish Smurf?
Dr Dim
I was hoping it would be about the kind of smurfs that smoke meth and buy pseudoephedrine.
Rodents of Unusual Size
As much as I love Neil Patrick Harris (and I do!) it's not like he's Kenneth Brannaugh. He starred in How I Met Your Mother and Harold and Kumar. The Smurfs is not that much of stretch for him.
WHO WANTS DESSERT
Except HIMYM and Harold and Kumar both own

Rodents of Unusual Size
One is a crappy sitcom and the other is a crappy stoner series. I wouldn't call that owning. Making a lot of money, yes, but owning? No.

The Smurfs is his home now. He has no line he won't cross. Deal.

notascientist
Man that human female CGI character is weird looking.
chumbucket
No no no no no no no no NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
Shanghai Tippytap
audience laughs because they, too, recognize google
hammsangwich
Could have really capitalized on some humor by saying Lycos or Webcrawler.

Jet Bin Fever
but you see, those didn't pay them thousands and thousands of dollars for that line!

StanleyPain
5 for evil. But on one hand I'm glad that studios keep pushing this kind of shit in 3D because it will kill it off that much quicker.
Chancho
Gives me nostalgia for The Great Smurf Massacre on the C64.
Jet Bin Fever
Aww, I could only count 4 companies that contributed to this scene... surely Michael Bay coulda squeezed in more than that!
Nikon
This is utter shit.
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