Jet Bin Fever I was going to say unnecessary plastic surgery, but this works too.
dementomstie A friend of mine just got a job there as a professional Starcraft Play by Play announcer. He leaves in August and doesn't know how long his contract will be for, but he'll be the English Language Announcer for one of the networks.
Raggamuffin The breathless gasp across the crowd when the carrier arrives.
Riskbreaker Why Korea? Why not Japan? Or some euro country?