Frabo The complete lack of punching at the end makes me question if this is Russian. The complete lack of empathy makes me think it is Russia.
Burnov I had this happen once when I was working in the dead of winter out in the middle of nowhere and I was trying to dry the ass end of my fire retardant coveralls via a lit tiger torch stuffed into a 6 inch manifold.
It turns out they weren't all that fire retardant and thank the gods I was wearing long underwear underneath otherwise it would've been a very cold drive back to town.
kingarthur I never actually saw someone smote so quickly.