themilkshark I laugh at these. I usually vote 'em up. This one's particularly funny.
Stay for the ending about the "Forbidden Forest"
kingofthenothing Yeah, me too. I like pausing and reading the extra ones they didn't highlight.
"I call mine Soul Calibur. Because putting on different condoms will give me different weapon effects."
"This troper calls his Mario. It has yet to rescue Peach."
If that doesn't make you laugh, you have no sense of humor.
Grandmaster Funk "I like pausing and reading the extra ones they didn't highlight."
Which sort of implies that the atrocity tourist's equivalent of TV Tropes is just the TV Tropes discussion pages. Screen after screen of maladjusted nerds proudly narrating the soul-crushingly pathetic details of their lives in a snooty third person.
dead_cat Is naming your junk really that common? Or just common among the severely maladjusted?
spikestoyiu No, it's not; it's something that everyone joked about as kids, but I don't know a single adult who has ever had sex that has named his dick.