Hey, I'm a big fat white guy with no sense of shame or irony, what do I have to do to get a job with these guys?
If it can't cut through a boot stuffed full of meat, then I don't want it.
Order now and get your complimentary white suit and bowler hat for free!
|Robin Kestrel |
Now available with tasteful silver skull topper, removable for engraving.
You can't believe how much hate comments I got for posting 'Fat white middle-aged men' on a similar Youtube page about a machete.
I'm going to do it again.
'Fat white middle-aged men with bad form'
These guys swing their weapons like baseball bats.
Cold Steel sells special "urban" baseball bats. They swing those like shit, too. Front foot down too hard and too early, crappy follow-through.
After a 595 pounds, it still sticks!
|THA SUGAH RAIN |
The city stick is their sword cane stick without the sword.
The only people who use the phrase "urban jungle" are people who have never actually been to a large city.
At least they got the opera part right.
I always show up at the opera holding a stick with a skull.
|cool water sandwich |
White trash wall ornaments.
|MacGyver Style Bomb |
"The city stick holds 595 pounds."
Divide by 2, and...
Somehow I don't think the weight is evenly distributed.
|Jaguar Wong |
-1 for not rapping the skull of a chimney sweep or beating a Chinaman.
I broken cinder blocks by hammering them slightly too hard, so whacking it at full force is really unnecessary.
|The Mothership |
GLOSSY BLACK SHAFT.
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