I used to live next door to the ninjas and they we're so bad once you had them over a couple of times for a few beers and burgers...during the day only of course.
Shit! Fuck! Shit!
Longest stairs ever. Covering face increases Chi.
Dammit Tubbs! Thats a drug lord!
Ya, that was awesome
I would not wear my sunday-best tangerine and lavender ninja outfit to a street fight. Those things are dry clean only.
It's a casual formal ninja occasion in a park, during the day, and as is the ancient custom in Japan, one makes one's appearance in pastels only.
The VCR distortion line at 3:55 really works as some sort of ninja magic force.
Also, let's cover our face after we all had a conversation and clearly know each other's identities.
All-in-all, acting aside, not the worst action sequences ever.
They must be in Hero System. Their players probably took it as a requirement for a -1/4 cost reduction to their powers.
What about the bodies? Do these ninjas evaporate when they die?
It's weird, after that guy got his weapons knocked from his hands, they just disappeared. The same exact thing happens to my tools and any loose nuts when I'm working on my car. It's maddening.
We really need to start giving Stuart Smith his tag, the man has an intensity like no other. BURNT?!
That's some Jan Hammer -inspired music there.
Refreshing to see a good old piece of shit with no greenscreen, just bad acting, editing, music and camerawork.
Guest-starring the instrumental Miami Vice theme.
Seems Harrison is using the same "just calling to check if you got my other message" technique from the ninja empire.
|Jet Bin Fever |
Ahh Godfrey Ho, the best director of the extensive Ninja genre.
No Garfield phone? I'm disappointed.
If I were a black ninja, I wouldn't even bother with the face mask. Seems like an extra step.
|Caminante Nocturno |
I'd kill for one of those "Ninja" headbands, but I wouldn't go so far as to kill a ninja for one.
And I didn't have to kill a single person to get it.
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