Dread Pirate Roberts I kinda wanna try and get a job at Walmart or Target now so I can make fun of these managers to their faces and get fired for it. I'd willingly take time out of my busy day to do that.
kingarthur Maybe, instead of making an enemy of someone in the situation of working an equally shitty and humiliating job, you could go in and start working towards workplace democracy?
No, seriously, they'll fire you, and if you're not an employee and come into one of their stores spouting off stuff about "workplace democracy", they'll throw you out of the store. It's company policy.
kingarthur I'm totally aware of that. Just saying maybe it's time to occupy a Target or something?
oddeye In the pharmacy, so it's not like I make minimum wage or stock the toy shelf, not that there is anything wrong with that. Target stores need team-members to do all sorts of jobs inorder to provide a fast, fun and friendly service for our guests.
THA SUGAH RAIN When I sold vacuums we would do a pep rally every day. It was the most bizarre shit I've ever seen.
memedumpster I would have to be paid in heroin before being told to do this wouldn't result in me setting the store on fire.