chumbucket Dolphins continue to laugh at us, with pity.
Adham Nu'man It is better to die on your jetpack than to live on your knees.
memedumpster Swimming with dolphins, priceless. Being a hose tethered douche no dolphin will approach in the water because you're a hose tethered douche, rightfully expensive.
CJH weren't they previously trying to sell this invention as a high tech version of parasailing? i guess they've come to terms with the fact that everyone just slams straight into the water and started to market that as a feature.
baleen What a disgusting machine. I thought you couldn't be any more of an asshole than a jet skier. Noisy, disturbing, and probably polluting.
CJH you're right but you sound like an old lady baleen
baleen I feel like an old lady most of the time. I've always hated machines that destroy everybody else's use and enjoyment of natural resources just to satisfy some cockblower's exxxtreme lifestyle.
fedex well, you probably shouldn't watch this then..
Hooker Welp, I think I know what the next Darwin Award winner will do.