|Prickly Pete |
Holy shit. Why? I've never even seen a Juggalo with facepaint tatted on his face. Prove me wrong, internet. Prove me wrong.
Let me stop you right there. You slept with a guy who goes by the name "Mad Dog". Your pain is at least somewhat of your own making.
Then again, I'm pretty much convinced this is staged staged staged.
To be fair, some boyfriends destroy their girlfriends' faces.
Looks like you lose this debate, Jeremy Kyle. He outwitted you with his clever repetition of the word "what."
|Cherry Pop Culture |
Again, another show that isn't as classy as Jerry Springer. Hell, Maury gotten ickier and ickier too.
1:08 is the before image of the pretattoo relationship.
Isn't this guy a boss in Borderlands?
Formula success: Make sure when the guest steps out to the stage with background music, he makes a couple of cracks at the audience while he parades around before taking a seat.
And he doesn't have a job, now he never will. The product of the UK's liberal welfare system people.
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Because "face tattoo" is the first thing an employer is going to look for in a good candidate. You might as well go to a job interview and vomit on the desk.
As an aside I used to see this guy come into my work with a face tattoo saying FREEDOM all over his forehead. He owned his own business.
"The product of the UK's liberal welfare system people."
My arse. Keeping him on benefits means that he will never be forced to operate any heavy machinery. Would you honestly want to ride an elevator or drive a car that had been partly assembled by a man called 'Mad Dog' with that face?
That's a REALLY bad face tattoo.
Stars for Blackpool.
"Why do you fink they call me Mad Dog?"
"Because you have a wet, black nose?"
Oh Europe, your complete inexperience with this trash tv exhibit is precious.
They really missed the Springer boat, for sure.
Jeremy Kyle's been on the air since 2005 and filmed their 1,000th episode this year. England's very familiar with Trash TV - they gave us Big Brother, after all.
|Rodents of Unusual Size |
There is something indescribably funny about a prim British voice greeting a man named Mad Dog.
I have to say I am floored by the response. I mean, his ego is through the roof, but it's also very six year old. Not that most Juggalos don't have the mind of a six year old. That's giving them far too much credit.
Jeremy Kyle has a US show now. You're welcome America.
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