Burnov - 2012-01-08
"Lets get rid a' that black widda".
*WHOOOOOOSHHHHHH* *catches a bag instead*
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Anaxagoras - 2012-01-08
"I feel like you're going to push me until I say 'I don't take really good care of my kids'"
Not to put too fine a point on it, but yeah, that's the general idea.
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baleen - 2012-01-08 Fuck this shit, dyke. I'm outta here.
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paparatti - 2012-01-08
We had them on our porch (an ongoing issue really when you live in SoCal) and that was enough for my hippy ass to bust out the toxic chemicals. That has to be a serious mental illness to cancel out any fear of those awful things, and instead have a bit of a cry inside your car because you don't think you're a shitty mother.
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HarrietTubmanPI - 2012-01-08
I love how the millions of cockroaches, an incubating fridge, dirty diapers all in the bathroom, piles of rotting food and garbage, and 3 inch can of more roaches wasn't enough for her to realize her kids were in danger - but the black widows were.
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twinkieafternoon - 2012-01-08
You guys don't understand. It's rude of you to point out when she's been rude. And since you were rude (according to her) first, she doesn't have to change.
And now to the van, where nothing bad can get to her (except black widows).
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dr_rock - 2012-01-08
I'd take a black widow nest over roach infestation any day of the week.
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Jeriko-1 - 2012-01-09 Choose carefully.
Irritated black widows are known to shoot web lines at threats, quickly rappel up the lines and deliver bites.
This means if you piss one off they can more or less fly after you.
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dr_rock - 2012-01-09 I've had to go inside a house that was infested with roaches. They were everywhere. Inside of VHS tapes, tissue boxes, computers / TV, etc... anything with a crevice they could fit through. We moved a towel that was sitting on the floor in the bathroom and a few hundred roaches of all sizes scurried out from underneath. It was unbelievable. I have no idea if the property owners ever got rid of them all.
A few dozen black widows can be found and killed. A million roaches can't.
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dr_rock - 2012-01-10 No. It was the house of a recently passed relative in Indianapolis who's children were white trash shitheads and didn't take care of her. We are not from there; we are east coast liberal elite. We went there for the funeral and to try to salvage any old family photos or keepsake items from that house. Indianapolis is a shitty place.
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BHWW - 2012-01-08
Bio-adversity.
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baleen - 2012-01-08
The lady was like "Ok so. Black widows. Your point?"
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Rodents of Unusual Size - 2012-01-09 I think she thought of them more as people she was hiring to clean her house for her, only she wasn't paying them.
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Riskbreaker - 2012-01-08
Please tell me the whole thing was staged, that includes the house.
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Caminante Nocturno - 2012-01-08
Those poor spiders, having to share a home with her.
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RedHood - 2012-01-08
http://www.ktla.com/news/landing/ktla-las-vegas-missing-packrat,0, 5740057.story
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Meerkat - 2012-01-09
I don't like when people tell me things, Ima sit inna van til you alls tells mes Is smarts.
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chairsforcheap - 2012-01-09
I actually paid for this episode last night and do not regret it. I'm watching it again right now. Don't forget all the bent syringes!
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Rodents of Unusual Size - 2012-01-09 I wish I could have shown the whole episode.
Fun fact: She prevented her children from being taken away from her when they wanted to go live with their father.
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kingarthur - 2012-01-09
So since when are black widows non lethal? We have brown widows here and common knowledge is to stay away from even them.
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Rodents of Unusual Size - 2012-01-09 Old people and children can die from bites, as well as people with allergies.
I was bit by one about 5 years ago but rather than kill me right away, the spider gave me MRSA. So I was sick with what felt like the flu for two days and then my testicles became engorged with an abcess that went undetected on my first hospital visit. I was bit on the leg but for some reason the blood collected in my testicles, which swelled to the size of a grapefruit. I very nearly could have died, but luckily the ER cut it opened and drained the infection from the abcess. So yes, spiders are dangerous. They carry fucking disease.
You should hate spiders. Everyone should hate spiders. Or at least get them the FUCK out of your home.
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dead_cat - 2012-01-09 If you are ill or weak, or have complications related to the bite, they can also kill you.
I've been told that even if it's nothing and you live, the bites themselves hurt like a motherfucker.
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Rodents of Unusual Size - 2012-01-10 I still have a visible wound from the bite. It looks like a small freckle.
And yes. Yes they do.
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Macho Nacho - 2012-01-09
I saw the whole episode when it aired. All I can say is I don't know how the children handled living in a place where (used?) sanitary napkins, syringes, and Diet Pepsi container boxes were lying all over the place. Along with the roach infestation. I can understand not knowing about the Black Widow spiders since they were discovered during the whole cleaning process.
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memedumpster - 2012-01-09
Five for the black widowvac!
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bopeton - 2012-01-10
Well, I live in an immaculately clean studio apartment with an active cat who kills everything smaller than it.
I still checked the area around my bare feet for black widows after watching this.
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Adham Nu'man - 2012-01-10
You should rename yourself Testicles of Unusual Size
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Adham Nu'man - 2012-01-10
That was supposed to be an answer to ROUS
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