|Corpus Delectable |
O'Henry could learn something from this young man.
Once, I was working alone at a gas station in the wee early hours of the morning, dead tired. This redneck kid walked in, a ball cap on and a toothpick stuck in his mouth. He face was so hideous I couldn't believe what I was looking at was an actual person, and in my confused state, I freaked out thinking this thing was going to kill me, a la The Hills Have Eyes. I caught my breath when he approached the counter to buy chewing tobacco and whatever, bracing to die. It was even creepier when he started talking, since usually when I see bipedal creatures that look like that, it's in the context of a haunted house where the performer is trying not to break character. He left and I was wide awake for the rest of my shift, post adrenaline rush.
This is what this guy's face reminds me of. Why can't they stop fucking their siblings out there?
|La Loco |
I cried for this guy because he's either addicted to meth, got cancer or the aids. I can't imagine him living much longer. :(
He's not on meth, he's got a chimp for a daddy.
I don't know if I'm being trolled or what, but FYI, this guy is a troll in case anyone above was serious.
|The Townleybomb |
why was there a dimond ring
Because the father of the unborn child has already told him, duh.
Because of the short attention span.
The saddest thing is a retarded man who is crying and promising a broken egg that it will be a chicken someday.
And that they'll play together in a field when it gets better.
LOL I lost it when he took a bite of that mcmuffin.
I'm kind of hoping this catches on as a gag similar to The Aristocrats where other YT jokers could try their hand at this and kind of make it their own.
Poor Michael Ian Black.
Five stars for the google add universe pulling "Open a New Door This Lent".
THIS IS WHY WE DON'T FUCK CHIMPANZEES, PEOPLE
HOW MANY TIMES I GOT TO REMIND YOU?
I'm backing this guy.
clever and well executed
I get what he's doing... it's every teenager's profile status in that "post this if you agree" chain-letter style. I get the parody. It's just not funny.
Wearing your cap at a 45 degree angle is a reliable sign that you're dealing with a person of great intellect.
|Aubrey McFate |
I read the version where she asks if she loves her forever and he says no and then she runs away and gets hit by a bus.
See, he was going to say he loves her FIVE-ever.
This is better.
That should say if HE loves her forever. I am an idiot.
Your post still makes no sense to me. Five-ever? What?
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