The gyroscope mechanism for this brand of pool table requires the pelvis bone of one lower class baby. Unless you train 5 poor babies to work in unison to tilt the table manually. I dunno...the stock holders aren't going to appreciate us utilizing the expensive 5 baby option...and it's illegal for us to not try to make as much cash as possible for the stock holders...and these baby water boards only cost us 39 cents to produce...